...is on the Pope's speed dial.
...is on the Pope's speed dial.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
...is a Fathead on Vladimir Putin's bedroom wall.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
...stands next to mountains, before chopping them down with the edge of his hands.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
makes the World's Most Interesting Man feel inadequate.
Certainly, without a doubt, this is my signature, and I wrote it in a great way.
....takes the Kraken for its morning walks
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"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up"
... does not sleep. He waits.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... can slam a revolving door.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
....relaxes from football by training Navy SEALS
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"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up"
... flosses with a chainsaw.
Kept his family home warm by chopping wood.
With his hands.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
... wrote his own genetic code
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... invented a pencil for left handed people.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... IS the sharpest tool in the shed.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... created new colors because the old ones were not vibrant enough for his world.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
... accepted the resignation of his immune system, which never had anything to do.
... is so awesome, TDTW doesn't even criticize him.
Is the 40th best player in the country, which means there are 39 player better than Samaje? I don't think so.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-...150540311.html
... is the 40th best player in the country, where all 40 players are Samaje Perine.
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