... scares Freddy Kruger in his nightmares.
... scares Freddy Kruger in his nightmares.
... eats Chick Fil A on Sundays.
... wiped out the dinosaurs by spiking an asteroid.
... dosent get lost...Everything around him is in the wrong place!
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
....interstellar space travel is sadly not a reality, since man cannot travel at the speed of Perine
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"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up"
... went to Zion and Neo became The Two.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... has never watched Rambo, he hates Chick Flicks.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
....bends Uri Geller with his mind
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"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up"
... blood type is platinum.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... is so tough he can unscramble scrambled eggs.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
Chuck Norris watches him for inspiration.
Voice is played back to comfort premature infants
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
... bench presses Graham's Number lbs. Twice. While staring down Chuck Norris.
Impossible!
Chuck Norris could not meet Perine's gaze!
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
... can cut scissors with paper.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... orders his steaks rare. Then he stares at them until they reach his preferred level of doneness.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... once made a freight train take a dirt road.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
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