... is so strong, he can stop the unstoppable force, and move an immovable object.
... is so strong, he can stop the unstoppable force, and move an immovable object.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... can kill two stones with one bird.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... is faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Samaje's warm-up exercises.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
Divides by zero.
In an off hand manner.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
...once made Chuck Norris cry just by glaring at him.
Certainly, without a doubt, this is my signature, and I wrote it in a great way.
... counted to infinity. Twice.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... doesn't skip rocks across water, he skips boulders.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
....runs in place while the end zone comes to him
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"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up"
....stops at one when popping bubble wrap.
"I'm going to request that you stop posting in this thread." - circa 2008
"Why does there have to be so much immature stuff on here?" - circa 2010
...crushes his enemies, sees them driven before him, and hears the lamentations of their women while gaining first downs.
Certainly, without a doubt, this is my signature, and I wrote it in a great way.
...eats lightning and craps thunder.
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Certainly, without a doubt, this is my signature, and I wrote it in a great way.
... eats coal and craps diamonds.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
Not to be outdone by Davy Crockett, he killed him a bear when he was only two.
Certainly, without a doubt, this is my signature, and I wrote it in a great way.
The most interesting man in the world
In Pamplona the bulls run from Samaje!
He taught Brock Lesnar how to bring the pain.
... never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... can stop a Tsunami by staring at it.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
... has a birthday any day he wants.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
Sharks have a Samaje Perine week.
Aries