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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 deweydw's Avatar
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    Samaje Perine...

    ... is so strong, he can stop the unstoppable force, and move an immovable object.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 deweydw's Avatar
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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... can kill two stones with one bird.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... is faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Samaje's warm-up exercises.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    Divides by zero.
    In an off hand manner.
    "I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ...once made Chuck Norris cry just by glaring at him.
    Certainly, without a doubt, this is my signature, and I wrote it in a great way.

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... counted to infinity. Twice.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 deweydw's Avatar
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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... doesn't skip rocks across water, he skips boulders.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ....runs in place while the end zone comes to him


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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ....stops at one when popping bubble wrap.
    "I'm going to request that you stop posting in this thread." - circa 2008
    "Why does there have to be so much immature stuff on here?" - circa 2010

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Landthief 1972's Avatar
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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ...crushes his enemies, sees them driven before him, and hears the lamentations of their women while gaining first downs.
    Certainly, without a doubt, this is my signature, and I wrote it in a great way.

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ...eats lightning and craps thunder.
    Last edited by Landthief 1972; 8/14/2015 at 01:27 PM. Reason: misspelled lightning! D'oh!
    Certainly, without a doubt, this is my signature, and I wrote it in a great way.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 deweydw's Avatar
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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... eats coal and craps diamonds.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    Not to be outdone by Davy Crockett, he killed him a bear when he was only two.
    Certainly, without a doubt, this is my signature, and I wrote it in a great way.

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    The most interesting man in the world


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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Mazeppa's Avatar
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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    In Pamplona the bulls run from Samaje!

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    He taught Brock Lesnar how to bring the pain.



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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... can stop a Tsunami by staring at it.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... has a birthday any day he wants.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    Sharks have a Samaje Perine week.
    Aries

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