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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ....tackling Samaje will now be included at the 2016 Olympics in Rio

    ....medals for the new event are not being made, as none are expected to be won


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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... can solve a rubix cube in one single turn.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... can split an atom with his teeth and contain the explosion in his mouth.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... once skydived..........from the ground into a passing plane
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... eats Great White shark sushi. Alive.

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... does mess around with Jim.

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ...was made a living God by a small tribe in New Guinea. A minor God, to be sure, and a small tribe, but still...
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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ...knows where the beef is.










    okay that's pretty old...remember Clara? "Where's the beef?'
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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    Taunts and messes with the Sasquatch with Jack's Links and the Sasquatch just turns away in defeat...
    Everything progressives do is aimed at weakening democracy, capitalism and the social and cultural institutions that support those things...... They are about subjugating people and being a ruling class.

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    Stopped after one Lay's.
    I set my DVR to record "The Biggest Loser" and now it records the Longhorn Network all day.

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ....hears the tree in the forest fall when no one's there.
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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ...performed an appendectomy on himself. But, you'd never know because the stitches were done so finely that they left no scar.
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    Bill Brasky drinks to him, but feels inward shame because he knows he's not worthy of drinking to Samaje Perine.

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... can play with fire, and not get burned.
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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... can pass an eye exam.....blindfolded!
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    ... can make curtains out of the fabric of time.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    is transferring to get more carries/yards and records.

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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    Quote Originally Posted by murray1430 View Post
    is transferring to get more carries/yards and records.
    ....records at mcneese st. dont mean ****, already setting natl records in Norman


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    Re: Samaje Perine...

    Set 1 last season. Will NOT if the offense stays the same. Hope the passing game stays the same and the running game picks up. We'll see.

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