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    My First

    ...I found my first gray hair this morning. A little strand of gray in my beard symbolizing my impending doom. Ugh.

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    Re: My First

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor View Post
    ...I found my first gray hair this morning. A little strand of gray in my beard symbolizing my impending doom. Ugh.
    And ya still aint got laid yet,
    Thats a shame
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    Re: My First

    Dudes with gray hair that own a scooter are chick magnets. You still have that beat up Baylor hat? If so you are so in!

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    Re: My First

    well this thread sure managed to disappoint...thanks for nuthin'
    this is bull****

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    Re: My First

    Quote Originally Posted by BetterSoonerThanLater View Post
    well this thread sure managed to disappoint...thanks for nuthin'
    I know right!
    I was hoping fer sompun like he started off on a 1000 mile journey on a Mo-Ped to see some young Girl that he hoped to Bed only to find out he went 800 miles in the wrong direction and a Real Biker kicked his asz and when he finally got there the chick just wanted him to be her Maid of honor at HER weddin and he drank a Zima to drown his sorrows and his Mo-ped got stolen.

    Or sompun like that.
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    Re: My First

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    I know right!
    I was hoping fer sompun like he started off on a 1000 mile journey on a Mo-Ped to see some young Girl that he hoped to Bed only to find out he went 800 miles in the wrong direction and a Real Biker kicked his asz and when he finally got there the chick just wanted him to be her Maid of honor at HER weddin and he drank a Zima to drown his sorrows and his Mo-ped got stolen.

    Or sompun like that.
    You left out the part where she stuck his cigar up his *****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turd_Ferguson View Post
    You left out the part where she stuck his cigar up his *****.
    Thats another story LOL
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    Re: My First

    dang....I thought it was going to be a fill in the blank~
    How do you know if you get there, if you don't know where you are going?..oh and I had 1,713 post on the "other board"..I hate being a rookie again!

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    Caspar the friendly pube... has a nice ring to it.
    When all else fails, get a bigger hammer.

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    He was doomed way before this.......
    Hey... maybe T BOONE can pony up and start a Stilleater newspaper... but the players would probably just use it to roll the weed.

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    Re: My First

    I opened this thread thinking the title was "my fist."

    I was disappointed Chuck Norris wasn't on the opposite side of the click.

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