Obama Seeks Advice on Establishing Monarchy

[olevetonahill]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—President Barack Obama spent several hours on Monday in a closed-door Oval Office meeting seeking advice on how to establish a monarchy, Fox News reports.

According to Fox, the President peppered his Oval Office guest with detailed questions about the mechanics of setting up a monarchy and was curious about the perks and powers that go along with it.

Obama’s guest advised him that establishing a monarchy would probably require rewriting or even replacing the Constitution, an option that Obama reportedly said would be “difficult, but doable.”

Introducing a note of caution, the guest urged the President to alter the Constitution so that it vested the monarch with genuine power, adding, “You don’t want to wind up being a figurehead who just goes around visiting foreign dignitaries and so forth.”

According to the Fox report, the President came away “intrigued” by the meeting and said he would explore the idea further next week when Congress is on vacation.

[dwarthog]

Heh....

[TAFBSooner]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—President Barack Obama spent several hours on Monday in a closed-door Oval Office meeting seeking advice on how to establish a monarchy, Fox News reports.

According to Fox, the President peppered his Oval Office guest with detailed questions about the mechanics of setting up a monarchy and was curious about the perks and powers that go along with it.

Obama’s guest advised him that establishing a monarchy would probably require rewriting or even replacing the Constitution, an option that Obama reportedly said would be “difficult, but doable.”

Introducing a note of caution, the guest urged the President to alter the Constitution so that it vested the monarch with genuine power, adding, “You don’t want to wind up being a figurehead who just goes around visiting foreign dignitaries and so forth.”

According to the Fox report, the President came away “intrigued” by the meeting and said he would explore the idea further next week when Congress is on vacation.

I think the worst you have to worry about is "Presidente for Life." A king has to have an heir, and neither Michelle, Sasha, nor Malia want the hassle.

Reagan wished for a third term.
B Clinton wished for a third term.
Dubya merely wished he was a dictator.

Bush the Greater wished his wife could succeed him, but that was because he knew he was going to lose, and was hoping to get past four years, not eight.

[cleller]

A proper monarchy needs that air of divinity, and Obama kinda fits the bill.

What school is it that has a brass statue that all the players/student rub its head for good luck? Its as shiny and smooth as all get-out.

Obama's *** is like that, from all the kissing Hollywood and the TV Networks have supplied.

[olevetonahill]

A proper monarchy needs that air of divinity, and Obama kinda fits the bill.

What school is it that has a brass statue that all the players/student rub its head for good luck? Its as shiny and smooth as all get-out.

Obama's *** is like that, from all the kissing Hollywood and the TV Networks have supplied.

Ya cant put anything past this clown. he will try anything.'