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    Re: The Truth About Horns Football

    Saw this earlier this AM and had the same exact thought!

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    Re: The Truth About Horns Football

    Welp, there you have it...
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    Re: The Truth About Horns Football

    Hey... maybe T BOONE can pony up and start a Stilleater newspaper... but the players would probably just use it to roll the weed.

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    Re: The Truth About Horns Football

    Eyegor! Knew that little bastard would have his hand in it someway.
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    Re: The Truth About Horns Football

    They're trying to create another VY!! Er, wait....
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    Re: The Truth About Horns Football

    I wonder who got the one from Abby Normal?

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    Re: The Truth About Horns Football

    * Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
    * Witness: "No."
    * Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
    * Witness: "No."
    * Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
    * Witness: "No."
    * Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
    * Witness: "No."
    * Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
    * Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
    * Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
    * Witness: "Well, I suppose he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
    Aries

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    Re: The Truth About Horns Football

    Is that article referring to the football team or the coaching staff?
    The enduring image of Oklahoma was that ridiculous double–middle finger of a game-icing kick. It was probably an accident, which somehow made it more, not less, insulting. It was as though Stoops had partied so hard on the corpse of the SEC that he woke up with an unplanned tattoo.

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    Re: The Truth About Horns Football

    All this time we were worrying about Ebola we should have been worrying about zombies

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    Re: The Truth About Horns Football

    Among the stolen brains may be Texas Tower shooter Charles Whitman's. So if the there is a shootout with the thief with his loot, Whitman's brains may be blown out for a second time?
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    Re: The Truth About Horns Football

    I hope they still have VY's brain.

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