Butler 56; Texas sucks 48
(just the first half)
For some reason a packed a flask this morning for workWearing my lucky shirt. But I probably need a bottle of Jack$#@! Butler and $#@! the Soonershow soon until felix phucks things up?$#@! we look disorganized, disinterested, and downright terrible. Fire barnes immediately after we choke this oneHas a coach of a major basketball program ever been fired at halftime of a NCAA tournament game? Asking for a friendGod damn, Felix has such a punchable faceChrist, it's like we have no clue the shot clock is expiring. Not a $#@!ing clueLAMMERT IS SUCH A $#@!ING *****You're $#@!ing 6 foot $#@!ing 9. Dunk the $#@!ing basketballBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA how did we expect anything else. $#@! YOU BARNES YOU THIEF!Do we have to wait for the end of the game to fire BarnesY'all remember when we were good at football and basketball? That was funButler some skank *** hoesWill whorn be the third Big 12 team to fall, or will they survive and advance?Not tryin' to be vulgar, but RB needs to give JH a wet, sloppy BJ during HT
Spoiler: They don't. Tune in shortly for the second half meltdown