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    Shoplifting former Poke

    makes $32k a paycheck but decided to lift some undies and cologne
    worth $120....Joseph Randle is "alleged" to have done that.....

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    Re: Shoplifting former Poke

    Him an Dez are Like Homies!
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    Re: Shoplifting former Poke

    Soooo...Jerry Jones... you gonna re-up DeMarco Murray now? You know, your STARTING running back who has never had off the field issues who is tying (if not soon breaking) Jim Brown NFL rushing records? The running back that isn't the backup? The running back that isn't accused of shoplifting?

    The SOONER running back?

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    Re: Shoplifting former Poke

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    Him an Dez are Like Homies!
    The article dint say, but wonder if Dez was with him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rock on sooner View Post
    The article dint say, but wonder if Dez was with him?
    You would think Dez would offer to pay since he took most salary cap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoulderSooner79 View Post
    You would think Dez would offer to pay since he took most salary cap.
    Hell id Dez was wit him he would have been tryin to Out steal him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    Hell id Dez was wit him he would have been tryin to Out steal him.
    I wuz thinkin he mighta been with him, the fuzz spotted Dez and
    wuz watchin real close and Randle "made their day"....

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    Re: Shoplifting former Poke

    Never steal anything small...
    "Image is what people think we are. Integrity is what we really are"

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    What a dufus. Makes half a million dollars and still feels the need to steal something petty like that. Dude must be a kleptomaniac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EatLeadCommie View Post
    What a dufus. Makes half a million dollars and still feels the need to steal something petty like that. Dude must be a kleptomaniac.
    Not a Klepto just a ****in Thief trying to get over on the White man.
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    Re: Shoplifting former Poke

    Were the undies and cologne men's or women's?

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    Re: Shoplifting former Poke

    Wonder if he has a bunch of baby mommas out there who are keeping his pockets empty.

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    Re: Shoplifting former Poke

    He can't afford to buy his own underwear? If he's in that bad of shape I can Fedex him a few pair of my well worn briefs.

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    Re: Shoplifting former Poke

    Heard somebody on another forum say he stole thong underwear..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlownGP View Post
    Heard somebody on another forum say he stole thong underwear..lol
    Nothing wrong with that - I'm wearing my butt floss right now.

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    Re: Shoplifting former Poke

    I just read on ESPN that it was a mostly full tester bottle of cologne and a 2-pack $40 package of Jockey underwear. The kicker? The ESPN commenters are already having fun with the fact that the bottle was "Gucci Guilty Black" cologne

    Guys, even Victoria's Secret doesn't charge $40 for two pairs of underwear. Will any of you admit to spending $20 per pair of undies?

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    Nope, Badg, I will not. I'm a Jockey boxers kind of fellow, myself. Last time I got 'em at Wally World, they ran something like $10 for a three pack. Breezy in the summer and you can move, if you catch my meaning, if you get my drift.

    And Boulder, really, your bald faced statement is absolutely worthless without pics.
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    Re: Shoplifting former Poke

    Let's see...The guy makes "a substantial amount" more than I do, but yet shoplifts underwear? And I thought that purchasing my own Hanes or similar was the right thing to do....My thanks go out to my folks that raised me...

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    Re: Shoplifting former Poke

    There are some plausible explanations to how this happened:

    1- Put items in bag, intending to pay later, and then either forgot or got rushed out of the store due to an emergency.

    2- The items were too embarrassing to be seen in public with, so he hid them so that he wouldn't be seen with them.

    Of the two, I'd say the second is more likely, especially if they were embarrassingly pink or thong underwear of course, there's also possibility #3:

    3- Like Dez, has spent far beyond his sizable salary and therefore, despite his huge income, cannot afford $40 underwear

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    Re: Shoplifting former Poke

    Quote Originally Posted by KantoSooner View Post

    And Boulder, really, your bald faced statement is absolutely worthless without pics.
    But highly disturbing with pics.

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