makes $32k a paycheck but decided to lift some undies and cologne
worth $120....Joseph Randle is "alleged" to have done that.....
makes $32k a paycheck but decided to lift some undies and cologne
worth $120....Joseph Randle is "alleged" to have done that.....
Him an Dez are Like Homies!
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Soooo...Jerry Jones... you gonna re-up DeMarco Murray now? You know, your STARTING running back who has never had off the field issues who is tying (if not soon breaking) Jim Brown NFL rushing records? The running back that isn't the backup? The running back that isn't accused of shoplifting?
The SOONER running back?
Never steal anything small...
"Image is what people think we are. Integrity is what we really are"
What a dufus. Makes half a million dollars and still feels the need to steal something petty like that. Dude must be a kleptomaniac.
Were the undies and cologne men's or women's?
Wonder if he has a bunch of baby mommas out there who are keeping his pockets empty.
He can't afford to buy his own underwear? If he's in that bad of shape I can Fedex him a few pair of my well worn briefs.
Heard somebody on another forum say he stole thong underwear..lol
BOOMER SOONER
and GEAUX SAINTS
I just read on ESPN that it was a mostly full tester bottle of cologne and a 2-pack $40 package of Jockey underwear. The kicker? The ESPN commenters are already having fun with the fact that the bottle was "Gucci Guilty Black" cologne
Guys, even Victoria's Secret doesn't charge $40 for two pairs of underwear. Will any of you admit to spending $20 per pair of undies?
Nope, Badg, I will not. I'm a Jockey boxers kind of fellow, myself. Last time I got 'em at Wally World, they ran something like $10 for a three pack. Breezy in the summer and you can move, if you catch my meaning, if you get my drift.
And Boulder, really, your bald faced statement is absolutely worthless without pics.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
Let's see...The guy makes "a substantial amount" more than I do, but yet shoplifts underwear? And I thought that purchasing my own Hanes or similar was the right thing to do....My thanks go out to my folks that raised me...
Boomer
There are some plausible explanations to how this happened:
1- Put items in bag, intending to pay later, and then either forgot or got rushed out of the store due to an emergency.
2- The items were too embarrassing to be seen in public with, so he hid them so that he wouldn't be seen with them.
Of the two, I'd say the second is more likely, especially if they were embarrassingly pink or thong underwear of course, there's also possibility #3:
3- Like Dez, has spent far beyond his sizable salary and therefore, despite his huge income, cannot afford $40 underwear