Wears Huggies
Wears Huggies
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
is 42 years old
BOOMER SOONER
and GEAUX SAINTS
Puts ketchup on his corn dog
"You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right."---Penn Jillette
"It's what I do, I drink and I know things."---Tyrion Lannister
Eats Poutine for his pregame meal.
...invented KSU's shade of purple after a particularly strong concoction of prune juice, metamucil and ensure backfired.
...told his agent to get him an endorsement deal with AARP.
Aries
Sailed to America in 1492.
From the home of Seymour Johnson Air Force Base...
Gets surprised by JH's offensive plan
... was once in charge of cleaning George Washington's boots.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
.....was coaching when the Dead Sea was still alive
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"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up"
....smells like moth balls and dresses like Al Davis.
...dated both Aunt Bea and Clara Edwards in his College days.
posse member
Partied with Orville Redenbacher back in the day.
From the home of Seymour Johnson Air Force Base...
....was around when rainbows were still in black and white
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"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up"
Loves the state of Kansas since he played the Tin Man in a the Wizard of Oz.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Played with dinosaurs as a kid...And not the plastic ones..
Takes his electric blanket on the road with him
Lobbied in Washington to get Kansas in the Union.
Mixes Metamucil in with the Gatorade.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
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