Serves Chitlins to the Players before, After and During all games!
Serves Chitlins to the Players before, After and During all games!
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Heh
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Asked Michael Richards to be the next guest speaker for the whorns following the inspiration mcconaughey gave em.
.will run out of players to dismiss...SOON...
...is not as scared for this coming Saturday as he was a few days ago.
Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was death, and Hell followed with him.
Olevet Posse Pistolero
Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize 2015.
Suffers from iron poor blood.
From the home of Seymour Johnson Air Force Base...
...hired Richard Simmons for strength and conditioning
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"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up"
... has Pinocchio coming in to give the pre game speech to the players.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
Smokes a doobie after midnight...
"Image is what people think we are. Integrity is what we really are"
Which is way better than smoking a 'dontbee'.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
Enjoys a considerable amount of "Tito's" at breakfast before all 11:00am games............. Oh wait, that would be me!!
Dreams of Bevo everynight, cut up into steaks and served medium rare!
Makes a mean lima bean slurpee.
From the home of Seymour Johnson Air Force Base...
Is in love with Trevor Knight too
One of the student Ruf/Nek caretakers of the Sooner Schooner, "Used to be they'd have to walk Bevo past us and we'd shoot off our shotguns [with blanks], and he'd crap all over!"
Farts in the bathtub and bites the bubble.
posse member
... plays tiddle with his winky.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
...wants to know where he can get a Boomer Sooner ring tone, and why they call him AD when his initials are AP.
Aries
...rehearses Remember the Titans quotes in the mirror for several hours before trying the same lines on UT players
...rolls his eyes at A&M fans who ask "Did you know that we hired a black first?"
Wants to checkerboard the end zones so UT can be as cool as Tennessee.
From the home of Seymour Johnson Air Force Base...
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