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    Coach Patterson

    Giggles like a little girl when he hears " Horny Toad"
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    Re: Coach Patterson

    ... wears Pooh Bear onesies.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    ... is petitioning Nintendo to make their newest Pokemon a purple spikey frog named "Superfrogachu"

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    Quote Originally Posted by badger View Post
    ... is petitioning Nintendo to make their newest Pokemon a purple spikey frog named "Superfrogachu"
    Gesundheit.
    I'm working up a Rondo thirst.

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    ...sold his soul to the devil so that he could play guitar as good as C.C. DeVille.
    I'm working up a Rondo thirst.

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    ... tells recruits that TCU is more Christian than SMU and Baylor combined.

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    ... ripped into the Mickey D worker who told him he couldn't blow the touchdown horn after getting his Big Mac.

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    wishes he could change the team name from the horned frogs to the Toads, because he likes the rumbling sound in his throat when he says Toads....
    this is bull****

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    ...after watching the Mighty Ducks movie, tried to lead his team in a motivational round of shouting "RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT"

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    Is petitioning the AD to change their mascot to Barney.
    Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    ..sleeps with a purple binkie

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    …sweats like he's in a perpetual hot yoga class.

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    ... turns into the purple teletubbie when he doesn't eat a Snickers

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    Just gives out tricks for Halloween, no treats.
    "You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right."---Penn Jillette

    "It's what I do, I drink and I know things."---Tyrion Lannister

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    ... puts his left foot in and shakes it all about.
    Last edited by deweydw; 10/1/2014 at 11:27 AM. Reason: that's what it's all about.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    ... hums a happy tune while singing "still undefeated for three more days! still undefeated for three more days!"

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    ... makes everyone ask for "Patter-cakes" when he cooks hamburgers on the grill.
    I'm working up a Rondo thirst.

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    ... thinks that he is the greatest thread ender of all time.
    I'm working up a Rondo thirst.

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    ... still can't figure out who's on first.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Coach Patterson

    Likes coaching drug dealers...

    until they get caught.
    posse member

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