Pees in Gatorade Bottles and leaves them sitting around for the Unsuspecting
Pees in Gatorade Bottles and leaves them sitting around for the Unsuspecting
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
looks kind of 'rapey' according to some women.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
Leaves his grocery cart in the parking lot at Walmart, rather than returning it to the return bin.
"You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right."---Penn Jillette
"It's what I do, I drink and I know things."---Tyrion Lannister
Has already ordered a bunch of couches from the Mattress Brothers and shipped them up...He plans to dump them along the dorm road and Fraternity row...
Everything progressives do is aimed at weakening democracy, capitalism and the social and cultural institutions that support those things...... They are about subjugating people and being a ruling class.
Wears depends to the casino so he doesn't have to stop for bathroom breaks.
Wishes he could dance like Jesco White.
You only live once, but if you work it right...once is enough!
Drives 1 mph under the speed limit in the left lane of interstate highways.
Pride '80 - '81
Whenever Jay Carney speaks, a logic-angel gets its wings ripped off.
Still smells like stoolwater.
posse member
There's Jesco, Elvis, and the devil.Originally Posted by salth2o
"This whole world is 3 drinks behind..."
...was so dedicated to being OSU's offensive coordinator that he stayed in a Stillwater hotel and didn't own a house/rent an apartment.
...picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I'm working up a Rondo thirst.
... keeps rewinding the OU/Tennessee game just hear Kirk Herbstreit say peter, peter, peter, peter, peter.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
....is really Ron Howard's little brother
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"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up"
Is reminding fans to set their VCR's to record the game.
You only live once, but if you work it right...once is enough!
... decided to go all creepy upon arriving in West Virginia, so the current head coach clued in the local media to his poor character ways to get him out... and then Dana Holgorsen was coach-in-waiting no more, but made the head coach immediately! Wait.... how'd that happen?
Wears a skullet
Can't get in a casino in the tri-county area
Eats grapes in the produce section of grocery stores and never buys the bag of grapes.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Turns the Toilet paper roll upside down
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Is on a country road waiting for his mountain momma to take him home were he belongs
Thinks cheerleaders should clog dance at half time shows.
From the home of Seymour Johnson Air Force Base...
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