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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 aurorasooner's Avatar
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    Eric Striker is so quick that

    If Eric Striker would have blitzed Chris Sims instead of TRRW it would just have been a 2 point safety.

    Joe Washington says that if Eric Striker would have been returning that punt against USCw, he would've scored.

    Kenny King gave Striker his "jet shoes"

    Jerry Jones called and said he could be the next Dallas Cowboys' Bob Hayes. The Mexican National Soccer team topped that saying he could change nationalities and play soccer and they would "strike the name "Speedy Gonzales" from all their cartoons.

    The Texas/San Antonio Roadrunners want to rename their team the Texas/SA Strikers.

    Even the SEC fans admit that Striker has SEC speed.

    Barry Switzer had him hidden away the day before the recruiting deadline and Striker wasn't even born.

    When he set the world record in HS track, his high school thought they measured the 220 around the curve at 200 yards.
    They were wrong. He really is "the fastest man alive"

    The Oregon Ducks called him Saturday night after the game and wanted him to transfer and play running back. They guaranteed him that with their NCAA connections he would not have to sit out a year. He transferred, but then he's so quick he's back at OU, and he didn't miss a class, a game or a practice.

    He can spell Tennessee with three e's one s and one n and still be right.

    Even the "most interesting man in the world" drinks "Striker Beer"

    stay thirsty my friends............

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 dwarthog's Avatar
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    Re: Eric Striker is so quick that

    Did you get that thirst quenched?

    Nice set of "He's so quick" lines, should be interesting to see what others come up with.

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    Re: Eric Striker is so quick that

    He's so quick he chased HIMSELF around the world, caught himself from behind, and sacked himself.
    Aries

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 BermudaSooner's Avatar
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    Re: Eric Striker is so quick that

    He had his first wet dream in utero
    "You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right."---Penn Jillette

    "It's what I do, I drink and I know things."---Tyrion Lannister

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 deweydw's Avatar
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    Re: Eric Striker is so quick that

    ... Superman said "What the hell was that?".
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    Re: Eric Striker is so quick that

    ... he never ages.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 deweydw's Avatar
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    Re: Eric Striker is so quick that

    ... scientists are having to rethink Albert Einstiens theory of relativity.
    "Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Jason White's Third Knee's Avatar
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    Re: Eric Striker is so quick that

    ...he had already fathered 2 children by the time he lost his virginity.
    I'm working up a Rondo thirst.

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