Burnt Orange Nation is reporting that UT has added Jimmy Greenwood, a sophomore who last played in high school, to the roster to add depth at QB. No idea whether this is serious or the work of an angry, despondent horn attempting to dig his way out of depression with twisted humor. Either way, it's funny.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
Jimmy Chitwood?? Didn't he last play for the Hickory Huskers for the Indiana state bball championship??
According to their site, they have five quarterbacks:
David Ash
Nevermind, they have FOUR quarterbacks...
Trey Holtz QB 6-0 190 So. SQ Tampa, Fla. H.B. Plant
Logan Vinklarek QB 6-1 217 So. TR LaGrange, Texas LaGrange
Miles Onyegbule QB 6-4 230 Sr. 1L Arlington, Texas Arlington
Tyrone Swoopes QB 6-4 243 So. SQ Whitewright, Texas Whitewright
Making fun of Texas quarterbacks would seem kind of bullyish at this point, but here goes: Read this about Trey Holtz (yes, Lou Holtz's grandson and Skip Holtz's son); Logan is a preferred walk on that got added for depth this summer; Miles torn knee ligaments in August and is out for the season; and Tyrone is therefore all they have left.
And Tyrone has a quarterback rating in the mid-20s. Lol Texas
Nothing over on shaggybevo about that. They seem more worried the UCLA quaterback will show up wearing a knee brace and run all over them like BYU's QB did.
Around...around...around...around... over, under and through!Originally Posted by dwarthog
Grover is going to get worn out making those videos...Around...around...around...around... over, under and through!
Houston handled that BYU QB last night as well or better than that mighyt horn D.Around...around...around...around... over, under and through!
Louisiana Tech stuffed North Texas about as well as the horns did until garbage time.
I know, can't use the transitive property in CFB, but I'm sure horn fans added to their heartburn thinking about it.
They stole our golden hat last year and I want it back. I want it to be so bad that Charlie and Bob agree to a running clock in the fourth quarter a la 77-0. Return the hat to Oklahoma peacefully or we send this guy after your last remaining quarterback:
Damn, that even scares me...They stole our golden hat last year and I want it back. I want it to be so bad that Charlie and Bob agree to a running clock in the fourth quarter a la 77-0. Return the hat to Oklahoma peacefully or we send this guy after your last remaining quarterback:
"Image is what people think we are. Integrity is what we really are"
Ha! That's exactly what I thought when I first read "Jimmy Greenwood"..."Isn't that the all-star player from 'Hoosiers'?"
Taysom Hill: I'd say Houston handled him a lot better but he still accounted for 160 yards rushing and 200 yards passing (also two INTs).
Watching the video highlights of Greenwood, he's not bad. Kind of a prototypical pocket thrower, but with Texas' o-line's current state, he's going to get crushed by anyone with a decent pass rush.
They certainly handled him better on how his stats translated to points. Houston had a chance to tie on their last possession.
If so, Stoops better be ready. They're gonna run the picket fence at us.
Texas was the last white picket fence to win the national championship
Those alternate uniforms are horrible.
Oh, yeah, no question there. At the moment I'd say this is about as low as the Texas program has ever sunk.
But there's OH! so much further they can go!
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
And Have Yall noticed, Not NARY a whorn fan around these days talking their shat!
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
We only had 3 at most when they won the 05 title. Business as usual if they're not around. You'll probably see one walking around Campus Corner tomorrow though. Ooooo, I'm such a pretentious burnt orange tool walking around OU's town in my twitty shirt
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