Secretly hates the color orange
Secretly hates the color orange
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Will be smoking blue grass around midnight Saturday
... cried when he found out that Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are the same person.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
.....rolls his eyes every time the band plays that stupid Rocky Top song.
Uses spray tan and hopes it WILL turn orange.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
... had parents who wanted to guarantee that he'd never be the beyonce
Secretly gave Smokey the mascot ticks and fleas to keep him from the game...
Everything progressives do is aimed at weakening democracy, capitalism and the social and cultural institutions that support those things...... They are about subjugating people and being a ruling class.
Has an autographed picture of Justin Bieber hung in his office for inspiration.
Wishes he could have a bulldog for a pet. Also has a poster of UGA IX in his garage.
Doesn't pull out his checkbook from his fanny pack to pay for groceries until the groceries are all totalled up and bagged.
"You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right."---Penn Jillette
"It's what I do, I drink and I know things."---Tyrion Lannister
Butch Haircut Jones.
Sorry, I don't know how to put that into the "Coach Jones...." format. But saying it just makes me laugh!
... is often mistaken for Sargent Stadanko.
Last edited by deweydw; 9/10/2014 at 09:47 AM. Reason: A little Cheech & Chong reference.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
Always push's on doors that have a pull sign.
OleVet Posse Instigator
Hates Sandra Bullock for saying "I will NOT wear that gaudy orange!"
Aries
But, along with all other males on the planet, admires her choice in off white skirts.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
Thought he was related to pat jones
Drinks orange kool aid just to get rid of it...He likes how it turns yellow afterward
Boomer
Can't keep up with himself.
Has a colonoscopy before every game.
From the home of Seymour Johnson Air Force Base...
...is packing adult diapers for his trip to Norman
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"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up"
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