I like living out in the country but the one drawback as been no cable internet. The only utilities I seem to have access to is electric and trash collection. I'd also mention police protection but they never show up when I drink scotch and shoot my AR-15 off the back porch. I could take care of the trash by burning it. Wait, I'm getting very sidetracked. What are some decent internet options if a guy lives in the sticks and like to play online games and surf porn? That's a hypothetical because I only play online games.