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Wears Used Depends.
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Thinks ketchup and velveeta on a slice of Wonder makes fine pizza.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
Is #1 on the fashion polices most wanted list.
Likes living in Tulsa.
posse member
Digs change out of the urinals at the rest stops along I-44 in his free time.
Certainly, without a doubt, this is my signature, and I wrote it in a great way.
... draws a blank when asked about his game plan against OU.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
...knows he's about to get fired so he hired his son as an assistant in the offseason. No joke
...takes selfies with his tongue sticking out and changes his FB profile pic every hour.
Fishes for carp in the Arkansas River, and eats them
Put a lid on it! Kiss it goodbye. We gave it away, and apparently thought it made sense to do so.
Sends himself pajamagrams.
From the home of Seymour Johnson Air Force Base...
wasn't even the best high school coach in the state...
"This whole world is 3 drinks behind..."
Is still looking for the gold at the end of a hurricane
******s himself b4 each ou game so he's fresh for the gang banging he's fixin to take,
Hmmm didn't know that was a bad word,,,,, deuces himself then lol
... is currently in the bathroom puking.
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick