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    I dunno how much I'll be able to do, but I'll fit em in when I can... next up, good ol' cyclone fanatic...
    Poke 37, ISU 20

    Hilarious everyone dogging the refs. What about us forgetting to field a kickoff? Or giving up a 97 yd kick return for TD? Or giving up 50 yd TD bomb? Or getting two ISU turnovers overruled by calls and eventually turning into a TD?

    Nah. We r just getting screwed. None if it has to do with our constant lack of discipline
    There was a rumor before the Iowa Game that Rhoads had lost his team...here's a confirmed rumor...he's losing his fans. This one included. We are pathetic
    I'm trying to remember how I kept my sanity when we sucked at football and basketball
    For whatever reason, we just don't play this thing called FBS football. We are living in a parallel universe where it just doesn't seem to matter whether we can score a TD or not. The rest of college football seems to have figured out quite a while ago that the rules allow you to play offense
    Yyyeeeeaaahhhh, we're gonna make Schadenfreude this week
    Note: This is not that, nor is it roll bama roll. This is like the Kansas football of college meltdowns... and ISU makes it every week. Nyah nyah you guys suck nyah nyah
    I want no part of KState unless Snyder dies, again
    What would be funnier? If we upset Oklahoma or if our only win on the year was Iowa? I'd personally love to rub that in the hoks faces - we may suck but at least we are better than you
    It's just amazing how predictable we are. Predictably bad
    Can someone find Paul Rhoads' balls?
    I feel worse about this than the Baylor game. Is it the vodka?
    Same old ****. Even when ISU is showing a pulse in the game like they did in the 1st half, its still the most excruciating **** to sit through anyways. With donations and tickets I got about $1,000 wrapped up in this season, and I'm really not sure I even want to go to the ******* Toledo game next week. I can save myself 6 hours of driving and not sit through this **** show
    We suck, horribly.

    Beating Toledo isn't going to change that. Losing to Toledo isn't going to change that.

    Beat Toledo!!!!!!

    Who cares at this point?
    We look great against OSU's 3rd string
    LOL please just catch the ******* ball
    THE SALT. IT BURNS
    Those hands tho, hit him right in those concrete hands
    (Bibbs is a pro, what a stud. And a totally wasted talent)I feel just horrible for him, should have went to OU
    "Life isn't fair. Life isn't fair".
    AD needs to change his Maxi and realize the world isn't fair. Teaching the players that life should be fair with unicorns and rainbows and everything will be just super fine
    Speaking of, a cameo by the ISU athletic director...

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    UCF 31, BYU 24

    About to know what it's like to be a Raiders fan
    And now we see why Rob D is a DB. The dude has stone hands
    Hill gave us a 4 game head start. I'm hoping we can win 2 more. Savanah st and... ? Ummmm
    Y recruit these kids if walk on's and slow white boys are going to get all the time on the field
    I'm about to put myself in a headlock watching this garbage.
    I seriously hope byu can make me feel stupid. But im watching this game with no hope we can win. It's damn depressing
    Y freaking y Mathews my hell there has got to be a better option
    Mark May I just want to punch you right in the face..get that stupid I know everything look off your face
    Did Mark May say something? Whew, I dodged a bullet and wasn't listening
    I'm drowning my sorrow in a tall Coke Zero and a large bag 'o Frito's. We do have a chance - a slim chance. I'm lighting 372 candles (all I got in my disaster supply kit) and boiling a black cat for good luck. Here's to improbable comebacks
    Our Special Teams are disgraceful. They suck out loud
    I have no hair left and every remote is broken
    Time to burn the house down, BOD. Burn it down
    I'm gonna go throw up. Good night
    Screw this bull **** independent crap having to use bias refs is horrible that was the worse no call pass interference I've ever seen hands down the worse
    I have never seen a worse prepared offense in my life, and again, I am a lifelong Jets fan. At least when the Jets lay an egg, it is to a team that is better than them
    Ah well, even if they never win another game, they'll always have this:
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    No references to drinking in a BYU meltdown (outside a mention of a coke zero).

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    Note: NSFW probably. I will try to do a few more later, but at least you'll get the important one this week
    OU 31, texas 26
    We join shaggy as texas tries to line up for 2...

    $#@! ou
    $#@! our special teams for making us play from behind the whole game
    What the $#@!ing $#@!
    How the $#@! do you burn another $#@!ing TO? $#@!!!!!
    that was a chinese fire drill trying to get the 2 pt play in
    I have one core value for our coaching staff: get your heads out of your asses
    Our coaches are morons
    $#@!ity $#@!ity $#@! $#@! $#@!, so $#@!ing close
    Here we go boys. Grab your nuts
    0/9 send these bag of Ebola $#@!s packing
    Eat $#@! stoops
    We cannot beat OU and the refs. When you are playing against both
    Annexation of Puerto Rico, it's our only hope
    Good thing every timeout was used wisely
    We outgain them by 225 yards, and we lose. That's a stat line that you didn't expect to see. $#@!ing turnover. $#@!ing special teams. $#@! OU
    Oh of course. Call holding on us. $#@!ing piece of $#@! refs
    if adrian colbert had gotten ebola, we would have won this game
    $#@!ing meth addled land thieves
    Time to go throw up again
    Bob stoops still sucks a bag of $#@!s
    Regardless, it's 2:30 and those inbred meth head sooners $#@!ing suck
    ouStillsucks. POS team with a POS coach in a POS state
    Mack talking about the OU game makes me want to kick babies. He's the last person who needs to talk about this $#@!
    STFU Mack you $#@!ing loser pos
    $#@! OU. We are god awful this year and nearly beat you. Lolz
    OU can go $#@! themselves. I look forward to Strong and company putting $#@!bags stoops out of a job in 4 or 5 years
    We $#@!ed ourselves, but the goddamn holding bull$#@! is a bunch of $#@!ing $#@!stain $#@!ing $#@! sucking $#@! gargling bull$#@!. reminds me of 2008. $#@! this sht
    dominated those toothless $#@!s but still can't stop tripping over our own $#@!s.

    10 offensive penalties and a kick catch interference
    $#@!ing short kickoff by $#@!head who supposed to have best leg on planet
    Pick six
    2 wasted timeouts
    ANOTHER $#@!ING $#@!ED UP SNAP ON GOALLINE

    What am I missing?

    I $#@!ing hate OU
    Mack is such a crazy old vagina
    I'm foaming at the mouth with rage. $#@! everything
    Hey, we might be the best 2-4 team in the country
    In other news holly Rowe is a $#@!ing whale
    what pisses me off most is we should have won. we $#@!ing dominated in the stats, except for the one that matters...score. the $#@!ing ST TD....the $#@!ing no-call on the hold....$#@!ing mistake after mistake on offense....stupid as $#@! playcalls... we lost the $#@!ing game
    $#@!*******************enemagoatfelch****shi****sh itbobsagat!!

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    Hey, we might be the best 2-4 team in the country
    Thank-you, thank-you Badger. You're the best. The goal is not so much to win the game as to make the opposing fans suffer (especially horns).

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    I'm gonna go throw up. Good night
    Time to go throw up again
    Is this they same guy?
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    Due to Kansas' ongoing Big 12 bball champ streak, no you sunflower bastards do NOT get any breaks from football meltdown week if you lose
    Poke 27, Koachless Kansas 20

    KU and Michael Cummings all over OSU's Face GAME THREAD
    Blue jerseys, grey pants., blue helmet with a red stripe. At least we'll look a little more like the Mangino teams
    **** these ****ty refs
    I will give Weis credit for getting the Jayhawk back on the helmet and making it large
    WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING RIGHT NOW? We keep moving that yellow line on the TV. WE ARE NOT supposed to do that
    A PASS DOWNFIELD.......
    MICHAEL CUMMINGS ALL OVER YOUR EFFING FACE!!!
    (hell yeah we are winning)Somebody pinch me because I think Im dreaming
    (Extend Bowens contract now!!!)Now fire him lol
    Our Special Teams are Special Needs today
    Mike Gundy is a ********* with a ********* hair cut
    We aren't bad....we're stupid
    Our kickers suck ***
    Just got off the golf course. I was expecting a 49-0 score
    I should have mowed the yard
    Raise your hand if you actually thought we would make that field goal.



    ....all hands raised have not been following KU football
    Screw the moral victory, let's go win this thing!
    Un-phucking-believable!
    This is so much fun!! Reminds me of the Mangino years
    Note: Tyreek runs it back. So much for being tied 20-20 late in 4th...
    SON OF A BITCH
    Fire the special teams coach
    That was about as deflating as it gets
    God dammit
    Why do we always shoot ourselves in the head after doing something good
    So typically KU football
    KU football is one giant kick in the nuts
    **** you, Mike Gundy. Eat a big fat sweaty dick
    I can't stand that greasy POS
    We looked a lot better than we had been playing under Frontbutt
    I never blame the refs for a loss.


    UNTIL TODAY!

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    Honestly, the meltdown on this board was better than the one on the UT boards.

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    WVU 37, FREE BAKER MAYFIELD 34

    Go check and see how many wins Gundy and Briles brought in their first couple of seasons and get back with me. If you're gonna watch Kliff build this team back you're gonna need some testicles. This isn't going to be easy. If your looking for instant gratification like your momma gives you on Saturday when she's doing your laundry and baking you pie, then you've come to the wrong place. This team has been shat on by poor leadership for half a decade. Did you expect Kliff to just walk in, ***** foot around, and magically we will win the conference? If you did, congratulations, you're a moron. Our victories need to made out in the high schools and in the living rooms and dining rooms of big time recruits. That's where we gain our momentum. That's where the future of Texas Tech resides. Bunch of pansy wasted nancy boys wetting your drawers cause Tech lost a close one in Stillwater. Your fat girlfriends have such a tight grasp on your cajones that you have no grit. You have no vision. You ladies make me sick.
    Damnnnnnn
    My god we never get a fuxking call
    Webb sucks balls
    Can we get a qb that is accurate????
    Oh well always 2017 can be our year
    Come to WVU where you can be a towel boy
    CRAP....our team sucks
    **** this **** we ******* suck
    I hate texas tech football
    Fck you josh lambert! Talking SHT to our fans. Fcking garland pos...hack
    This is on the offense. They suck dick. And Kingsbury play calling ****** blows
    We lost the game they didnt win ****
    Why don't you eat **** and die
    We need to buy ourselves a dak Prescott. **** honor im tired of being a effing loser school. I'm sure miss st and ole miss are all legit hahah
    Kansas next week. Then well all profess how amazing we are and the tide has turned
    Note: Spot here now reserved for loser of Tech-KU game
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    "Can you get a qb who is accurate?" (paraphrase)

    I dunno, ask your dbag coach. The guy he ran off last season pitched a perfect game playing for OU this spring. But I guess he refused to properly apply saliva to Kliffie.
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    Tap, tap, tap...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SanDiegoSoonerGal View Post
    Tap, tap, tap...
    i'll see what i can find from last weekend later today...

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    WVU 34, Poke 10

    Why has Boone not yelled at our garbage AD?
    We are not good, but texas is bad too
    Line up in victory formation guys
    Well look at the bright side even if we don't score again we're still averaging over 30 points per game
    (We are within striking distance of a good WVU team)Exactly how are we going to "strike"? We can't score
    WV has ONLY 409 yards and average over 550. Yay team!
    Let's get drunk and hang out at whataburger
    I haven't seen a worse QB in a OSU uniform since Donovon Woods
    The crowd is leaving the stadium
    Happy Homecoming Boone. Hope you enjoyed being grand Marshall. Was probably on the plane back to Texas at halftime
    LOL at the fan giving the "we're number 1" sign as he heads for the exit
    Why burn a redshirt on qb to watch us lose out anyways
    Everyone meet at Whataburger @ 2 am
    Unless we have NFL qb and WR then we are screwed
    Is it too much to ask for even mediocrity at this point?
    Can we please just have a running clock for the rest of the quarter
    Over a year of sobriety is being severely threatened right now
    In case you missed the OSU/Whataburger fun, read here.

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    KSU 23, Texas shut out for the first time since 12-0 RRS in 2004
    Warning: Shaggy is always NSFW, even reposted here. Continue after the KSU pic at your own risk.

    How does Swoopes not notice his running backs/oline suck and that he gets more yards when he keeps it
    haha make it stop
    God damnit Gray you $#@!ing *****
    What a bunch of loser pricks
    The refs are a complete abortion. $#@! them
    Fire these officials $#@!
    total $#@! spot. They want a BCS birth
    Refs have $$$ on KSU
    I mean jesus $#@!ing christ, we can see that from the damn TV, yet the refs call it down about 2 yards short? give me a break
    Oh my $#@!ing God
    Bull. $#@!ing. $#@!. Bull$#@!
    Not indisputable my ***
    Never should have ran that gay *** play
    Who cares about the call. This team sucks
    I'm going to break everything I $#@!ing own
    we got $#@!ed and didn't even get kissed
    If the greasy pork roast I'm eating right now doesn't make me sick, a shutout most definitely will
    Aids infested Ebola
    Our offense couldn't score against the KSU cheerleaders
    We are the flagship in the most talent rich state. Kansas state is full of walk on and Jucos and kids that learned football last week and they own our asses yr in and yr out. Is this real life?
    We still have too many pussies on the team
    These bastards suck a $#@!ing fat $#@!. They should have hired gotdamned Patterson like I've been saying for 10 $#@!ing years
    What a $#@!ing day....I need alcohol!
    Kansas State owns many people's asses
    Well I'm gonna go jerk off with sand paper and mayonnaise
    Don't forget the fire ants and glass shards
    i'm going to drink some unsweet tea mixed with clorox after watching this offensive output
    most over rated running backs ever and a mildly retarded tight end playing QB. What could go wrong?
    $#@!ing Snyder comes after the punt. $#@! that saggy-balled old $#@!
    $#@! bill Snyder. $#@! penalties. $#@! foreman running hard to get benched again. $#@! no power qb runs
    Stephen F Austin put up 16 points on KState

    UTEP put up 28 points on them
    This is the Titanic and we are the deck chairs

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    Shaggy is a bunch of whiny little biznitches who want to blame the refs and everything else on Texass losing besides the fact they suck! Love when those clowns lose

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    The tears of UT
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    entertaining food.
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    Thank you, Badger. Thank you very much.

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    Sooners 59, ISU 14

    I don't think I can cover all of this treasure trove. Everything from a 10-page thread called "Cyclone fans are fat" to 12 pages of "I'm tired of all you schmucks." Eff it, here's some cyclone depression...
    Knight feeling bad and tackling himself
    the defense is epicly bad today, even for ISU
    Time to put our first string guys in
    If you're still in Jack Trice right now, you're not being a true Cyclone. You're showing that you support this level of ****** play
    We are improving. At this point in the first half, we were down 14-0. In the second half we're only down 10-0. #soproud
    "We are gonna hit them coming off the bus."

    Problem is, OU arrived by plane
    I honestly don't give a **** that we just had a 70 yard touchdown pass
    C'mon guys! that last drive had the commentators comparing us to Baylor.....BAYLOR, PEOPLE!!!!
    **** ME!!! What in the mother ****. ****!!!
    Leave. Everyone leave
    There are just 3 periods in football right?
    If I see another ******* inside draw out of the shotgun, I'm going to explode
    I haven't really been watching the game but I saw the score.
    Has Barry Switzer pulled Jamelle Holieway out the game yet?
    My son (age 6 ) just asked me, "Are the Landscapers still winning?"

    (I think he heard me say "dirt buglers" last night and it morphed into the above)
    Anyway we can play football in the Mac and still get B12 money???
    Is the MAC a lower conference than what NDSU is in?
    ******* inside hand off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ****!!!!!!!!!! Stop it!
    ISU needs OU to throw the ball more. This running the score up by running the football is bush league
    YOUR SALT, IT BURNS MY WOUNDS
    This 4th string rb lookslike barry sanders
    Just think... If Mixon hadn't punched that girl, he'd probably have 100 yards too
    Eat poops Bob Stoops
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    KSU 48, world's most powerful offensive orange 14

    Lol at our offense
    Texas is wooping Tech...it's not close...kind of like our game
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    We suck so damn bad
    Snyder's giving Gundy a pearl necklace. And then wiping it off with his dirty Depends
    Keep running....only down 31. Fn wuss coaching
    Daxx looking looking...for a place to sit down...finds it
    We just had our first 100 yard rusher of the 2014 season. Tyreek Hill.

    Yah. Go Cowboys. We rule
    and now Snyder's running up the score with the 2nd team qb......nice
    Snyder fisting us. Dry. The question is, will our guys have enough pride to get pissed off and do something about it. Or, will they just take it
    Fire yursuck or fire gundy. I don't care either way yursuck will be gone
    Not even watching that game on Dec. 6th!!
    Time Warp to 1998
    (anyone care to give me the bullet points?)-KSU is good
    -we suck
    OU can pick the score in OU-OSU
    (51 to 6 ou)At half?
    I don't know what Boone is thinking but for some reason I was still in the stadium at the end of the third quarter to witness his jet taking off...followed by a second jet a few minutes later
    I just can't believe my parents drove all the way up there for this crap
    Death Penalty SMU could boat race this OSU team
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN '



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    Well, at least this made me smile today.
    A miami team, with miami kids, and we look slow, soft, and vaginal
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