2014-15 college football meltdowns

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Texas sucks so much that Charlie Weis is fired (23-0)

Note: I have decided that instead of using in-game stuff, I will use post-firing stuff instead. Because lulz.

Like he cares. He's probably happy about it. He still gets paid and can now ride his rascal off into retirement on his last golden parachute

he deserved to get fired but figured we'd let the disaster of the conference season carry out

My guess is that he is praying Bowen works out so he can keep a coach on the cheap

Let's hire someone who can at least get this team to a few 6-6 seasons somewhat quickly, it's not like we are asking for another Orange Bowl

We have literally no where to go but up unless you start talking about moving down to D2

LINCOLN ******* REILY COME ON DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't wait for the national media to blame it being Kansas rather then him being incompetent

#SOMEONEFUELUPTHEPLANETRACKERWEBSITEASAP!

We don't anyone that has been associated with this loser program. If a person has any KU ties, other than water boy, they are automatically disqualified

Question is how long has Gill and front butt set us back

It would be so much easier to stomach if we were cheap and did not pay for coaches. But we do. That makes it so much worse

looks like im getting drunk today! I was going to anyway but now it has meaning

Anyone think this move now rather than later in the season or after the season is over has a little bit to do with beating KSUck to the punch? Rumors have Coach Old Balls retiring after this season, and you really don't want to be hunting for a coach at the same time as little brother. Especially when the level of the program is easier to walk in and win now over in the land of putrid purple

Feels like one of those super painful zits being popped

If any candidate is directly associated with this sh!t show, they are OUT

(Kind of surprised at Bowen as interim)He's the tallest midget we have on staff

Some where Brady Quinn is crying and saying it's not Weis's fault his players suck

When I heard him say that, I had overwhelming urge to punch both him and frontbutt

Hard to believe anyone has made more money for less wins

We are a dumpster fire

We just need to make sure that the next contract isn't like the last two. I vote for 400,000k per win

Kansas football is going to be the death of me

[SoonerMarkVA]

The best thing about that KU meltdown is I now know what "frontbutt" is. LOL!

[Soonerjeepman]

The best thing about that KU meltdown is I now know what "frontbutt" is. LOL!

no doubt...that is pretty funny....


oh and the part about ksu being "little brother"...mmm that usually means you've dominated the series, in THAT SPORT. I really don't GAS as to look up if they have, but I know the last 20 years ksu football had done pretty well against ku.

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New feature since we're up to page 5 of this thread... baj's nominee for meltdown post of the game in bold!
Texas A&M 35, Arky 28 (OT)

Im having Chest Pain and Left Arm Numbness!!!

Seriously... we have played our asses off but done EVERYTHING possible to lose this game

I'm dying here

I've lost all feeling in my extremities

Are you effingkidding

Not even close dammittttttt

Jesus WHY

Is this not the most Arkansas Razorbackiest game you've ever seen?

For the love of god

We are cursed. There is simply no denying. Does anyone have a goat to sacrifice?

Is there a basketball game on for you. Your football support sux

Convulsing... projectile vomit

Arkansas was a real live SEC football team for 56 minutes

This game is sobering me up.

Time to refill

We have out "Aggied" the Aggies.....snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

Back to being the laughing stock of the sec all within 1 quarter

F it and f this

I AM SO FREAKING PISSED OFF DISGUSTED!

What can you say. Arkansas being Arkansas

I'll feel better in a week but this effen sux azz

time to go and kick the dog

we suck when it counts

Why am I unable to smite the debbies who have gone full ritard

I am drinking strong liquor you sorry sob, and it still is a loss. Bad coaching

WHAT DO YOU WANT/EXPECT FROM THIS SEASON??? A national championship!??! Some of yall have WAAAAAAAAAAAY unrealistic expectations or are just dumb as hell and have miserable lives

not much to say or do except drink, kick the dog and then have sex, with the wife not the dog

[Piware]

I loathe KSU fans but for Jayhawks to refer to them as "little brother" cracks me up.

[soonergirlNeugene]

Any chance of getting a Michigan Meltdown? No way Hoke survives the season after last weekend. Playing his obviously concussed QB has to be the last straw for their administration.

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Minnesota 30, Michigan 14

He's fat. He lives in a facility with the best workout equipment in the nation, with personal trainers at easy access and surrounded by athletes in peak physical condition.

There is no excuse for being fat other than a lack of control

As I was dancing with my sweetheart a ball game I happened to see. When I told her it Michigan she said goodbye to me. She made a date with my little brother and now I'm so sad. I do not know what to say so I will shut up. No pass rush, no blocking, no nothing

The people who make the Clapper should use Hoke to be their spokesperson

Seriously, I am so sick of this garbage the only thing I can do is root for them to totally fall apart, and they are

I seriously hope the crowd boos the **** out of them. Maybe it will wake them up from the trance Hoke has them under

This team is so easily injured its comical. We are a bunch of pussies

I will boo the players. Bunch of gutless pussies

paper bags over the head please!

This team is a bunch of f*cking losers

We're the joke of college football. Lower fhan a mid tier MAC program

Done with this śhit. I'm going to watch my UTSA roadrunners play

Not only do I have to watch this SH!t. I have to listen to my kids asking why we like Michigan instead of Michigan State. What a nightmare

We are the new Northwestern of the Big Ten

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're Ball State brah

Here we go. GO BLUE

Ooops. nevermind

I can't wait till we play little brother

We're little sister

Beer is good, beer is my friend, beer is the only way I will make it through this season

Lets just give them the jug already

This is like watching a slow death. Offenses are setting records all over the country and we can't even gain a gain on basic running plays

I can I get the kool-aid the announcers are drinking, along with the liquor, and all the drugs

It's time to put the 3rd and 4th stringers in. Burn every redshirt. Just totally burn this program to the ground. Let's do this thing right

**** YOU BRADY HOKE FOR LEAVING AN CLEARLY INJURED KID IN THE ******* GAME. GO STRAIGHT TO ******* HELL

[Salt City Sooner]

no doubt...that is pretty funny....


oh and the part about ksu being "little brother"...mmm that usually means you've dominated the series, in THAT SPORT. I really don't GAS as to look up if they have, but I know the last 20 years ksu football had done pretty well against ku.

Snyder's 18-4 vs. KU, & that includes losing 3 of his first 4 against them. Despite that, KU still holds a 24 game series lead, which does nothing but speak to the depths of the trainwreck/dumpsterfire/insertanydisasteryouwanthere he took over.

[CatfishSooner]

HAHA LITTLE BROTHER

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Arizona 31, Oregon 24

Did I mention this is potentially NSFW content below? Warning you now. Continue after coach moron in pink if you dare...

people are bitc$$ing about the game already. I'm not happy with the start but its the same thing every game. whenever there is adversity, all the cry babies show up, waaaaahhhhh. wait till the end of the game before you open your mouth or type. as i type this, allen takes it to the house!!!!! So shut up

Gee imagine that a message board where people complain about how their team looks against an vastly inferior opponent

Is it baseball season yet?

Every one of you that has mf'ed these kids who are playing their hearts out should be booted from the site. Your are totally pathetic, and are not real fans. It's okay to be upset with a loss, but every one of these kids is 10 times the football player any of you ever were. They make mistakes, sometimes really dumb ones. Take a look in the mirroe

I blame Obama. And ISIS. Damn Ebola

I think we should have painted Arizona's locker room pink

I cant ****ing believe we're gonna lose to a basketball school 2 years in a row

(Fun question who is our best starting linebacker Malone, Hardrick, Coleman, Washington or Death) I choose death

WHAT IS WITH THE RUNS!!!

Oregon fans booing again

This has been so bad my happy go lucky *** is agreeing with you!

We gave the keys to a Ferrari to a couple of idiots who just got their license. Way to ruin everything Chip built with 2 of the most gutless hires you will ever see

Awesome...2 years in a row this crap *** team finds a way to cost 10+ million to the PAC by knocking a relevant team out of a big bowl. Good luck zona on the Kmart bowl!!

PAC 12 refs. Slow clap. Christ

Fight!!!!! Damn it......FIGHT!!!!

Hey Frostie the snowman, you see that? That's what happens when you don't run the ball up the middle three straight times from the goal line

**** me

**** SAKE

What in the actual flying ****. The entire team and officiating crew should be executed

Get the **** off the field

This entire team and coaching staff is nothing but a bunch of headless chickens running around like a soccer team full of five-year-olds

Chip Kelly please come back soon we dearly miss you

Hahahahahahahaha. **** Don Pellum. **** this defense

slow slide to mediocrity, here we come

t least I'll be able to tell my grandchildren Oregon once was a DAT block away from winning the National Championship

There is not a single player on this team, Mariota included, that can make a single goddamn ****ing play when we need it. Bunch of pathetic losers. And the coaches too

All you belly aching, entitled, cheeba smoking, wannabe hippies are actually complaining about the officiating. Why am I not surprised?

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Central Florida 17, Houston 12

Stop embarrassing the university!!!

Is it too much to ask to throw catchable passes?

all I'm seeing are two very mediocre (and that's being generous) teams trying to play the game of football

Our poor defense. God help them

Good grief! Why not just punt on 1st down

fire bush and levine over the headset so this program can move on...uuuuuugh!!!!!!!

The wheels haven't come off yet, but the lug nuts are all loose

Is time for the official UH football song yet?

Welp. That's a new way to lose

Alright, time to start firing people

Somebody still has to be fired!

Sure wish I didn't have to be at work before sunup tomorrow, I could go for a double and then another double

Get ready for 10,000 fans...barely enough to pay Aramark and Levine's hyper-inflated salary

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Let the healing begin...lots of material from the weekend, so I'll just start with our fellow Big 12 losers...
WVU 33, KU has no coach 14

If the commercials are any indication, this game sucks

9minutes till the beta prostate deal expires? Where the fks my cell!?

You know what pisses me off? When a punter kicks the ball out of bounds and an assistant coach comes out clapping telling him it's alrught. **** that ****! Get on his ***. He has one job

My eyes are bleeding. Our offense. Ugh

We are being trolled fans. WVU is going to cover the spread using nothing but field goals just for ****s and giggles

Our limp dick offense is pathetic

How the hell can you be so freaking bad at football

We are epically bad at football

At least the D is the corn in this turd

We won the review! We won the review!

I really don't know why I keep watching this garbage

KU is a division 2 powerhouse

Can we just start punting on first down?

Delaware would kick us up and down the field and laugh about it

We are just so bad. So bad. We just need to shovel the dung out of the program and start over from scratch

The O sucks more than Missouri prostitutes

Oh where, oh where has our football team gone? Oh where, oh where could it be?

West Virginia achieved in one half what it took Texas a whole game to do. Texas really sucks

KU needs some big mongloid Kansas farm boy lineman

Baylor and OU would be playing the 4th string and ramming it down our throats

I thought we agreed to make future game threads "girls girls girls" threads

The sports gods must have something special planned for us this year. A final four? I would even take another women's track natty. Anything to ease the suffering

A touchdown! I forgot what that looked like

Can we talk band uniform smack?

Hey! we scored twice today, that's like winning the game right?

[Mac94]

Gonna be working overtime this week with my Aggies going down, Bama going down, UCLA going down, Texas and Michigan (again)

[BoulderSooner79]

Hope that we at least excelled at our meltdown on someone else's board.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Hope that we at least excelled at our meltdown on someone else's board.

Hear hear!

[Bourbon St Sooner]

We're gonna get nowhere close to the greatness of the Kansas meltdowns.

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Warning: shaggy is nsfw. seriously, there is so much wrong with what's below the photo that you should stop here
Baylor 28, Texas still sucks 7

This is a $#@!ing abortion of an offense

Watching our offense is giving my eyes AIDS

I hope the ref that called taunting gets Ebola

Why am I getting flashbacks to a certain game against the dirt burglars where we manged zero points with VY and Ced in the backfield?

(Why the $#@! does our band play loud $#@! when our team is in the huddle? Right after the harris bs our band is ringing the offense ears and what do you know, false start) Gay people don't know football

F*** me in the goat ***

We are so stupid

Jesus titty $#@!ing christmas

$#@! this gay earth

Put both those scores against the Special (Education) Teams

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$#@!

How can a black QB be that slow?

If we get shut out, I'm going for a boat ride with a scary Sicilian guy

$#@!kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Swoopes goin full retard.
Who knew he had more retard to go

This offense seriously has $#@!ing ebola

Put in Ebola patient at QB

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$#@!ty OL is $#@!ty. $#@!ty QB is $#@!ty. Wasted effort by the defense, holding Baylor to 7 offensive points, yet the offense can't do jack $#@!. Swoopes is a lumbering oaf who can't progress through his reads or deliver the ball beyond 5+ yards with any accuracy what so ever

Good time for me to open another drink and yell at my wife to bring me something to eat. $#@! this game!

I'm going to start knitting a quilt because our team has AIDS

$#@! you you $#@!ing ***** bitch Mack Brown, this is your $#@!ing fault and I hope you die in a fire

We are Baylor's Kansas

i am excited for the future, or we are doomed, either way i drink

Assraped by BYU with no lube at home now we're looking at the possibility of a $#@!ing shutout by Baylor

$#@! you mack: you fat $#@! for this dumpster fire of a roster. We've lost 4 out of 5 to Baylor while you've made $30,000,000 during that time

A TD against OU? That's dangerous thinking

stupid $#@!ing $#@!ers god damn it!!!!!!! our special teams is super $#@!ing retard

good quarterbacks grow on trees in this state and we haven't even lucked into one in a $#@!ing decade. $#@! you mack

Its super sad how excited I got at "not being shutout" smdh

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Maybe the all-time great meltdown post. Short and incredible:

"$#@! this gay earth"

[BoulderSooner79]

Maybe the all-time great meltdown post. Short and incredible:

"$#@! this gay earth"

NTTAWWT

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

NTTAWWT

of course!