2014-15 college football meltdowns

[KantoSooner]

Frankly, Badg, any of us who were around in the 1980's would find the idea of all of Miami locked in a burning fertilizer warehouse to be a good plan for televised entertainment. Particularly if Jimmy Johnson was spread eagled on the bubbling tar on the roof.

[SoonerMarkVA]

(Where is Dixon?) Underneath 11 Sooners

LOL! Beautiful.

[picasso]

Frankly, Badg, any of us who were around in the 1980's would find the idea of all of Miami locked in a burning fertilizer warehouse to be a good plan for televised entertainment. Particularly if Jimmy Johnson was spread eagled on the bubbling tar on the roof.

Yep. They were absolutely loaded on defense. Rare matchup nightmare for our wishbone.
I still think we beat 'em in '85 or '87 but no way in '86.

[picasso]

And by beat 'em I mean with a healthy starting QB.

[badger]

All right you all have convinced me. Page 51-129...
Miami is NSFW

Louisville looks like Miami...and we look like A sYRACUSE TYPE TEAM....GOTDAMN

Is it NHL season yet? All my ****ing football teams are pussies

I hate our **** staff. Grow some balls ******

kaaya just another in a long line of ****. hilarious thing is we're going to make excuses for him until the day he goes undrafted and throws a pick for the jags. then we **** all over him

Somebody tell Petrino that he's suppose to be trying to run the clock out......like us

(I'm ok with what I saw) You must have been watching the cheerleaders

I ****ing hate Lou Holtz. Shouldn't he be dead already

baj: can you believe it's only halftime and only 14-10? Need I remind you that they lose 31-13

I WOULD FIRE THE O CORD , D CORD AND AG AND MAKE THEM RIDE HOME ON A BUS BACK

Holy **** Golden and Coley are ****in retarded. Are they serious with this ****

Al has zero ****ing balls

JESUS MAN! WE CAN SEE UL STACKING THE BOX AND WE STILL RUN WOW RUN SOME MORE PA!

New uniforms same f'n result!

Chick is a pile of sh*t. Lol at people thinking he has NFL potential

Pos half-breed ****sucker. No wonder USC and UCLA didn't want him

Get this kid the **** out of my face!!

**** you PSU. God forbid those rapists took this fraud from us

OMG they are keeping Kaaya in.. Golden is officially a complete *** monkey

Golden is a loser. He can sell a hyundai sonata

**** this team, **** louisville, **** this season

I seriously hope isidora blows an Achilles after that. Fvckin retard

Bring back Coker!

Kaaya is awful, OL is awful, WR's are horrendous, defense still blows. Golden and NoDFrio need to get cancer and die

Get this fvvcking loser out of Coral Gables. Fat piece of svit

Just coming in to say **** golden and coley. They can die in a fire, I'll drink gasoline so I can **** on it. I said win the account or gtfo

Someone please call ed orgeron like now!! Can't take this **** for another year

OK, I've taken about as much Cane as I can. You read the above posts correctly, they were going off on their players as well as their coaches. Cane gonna cane.

[KantoSooner]

And why was that QB (Aikman) not healthy? Because of intentional targeting by Miami. Jimmy Johnson saw that Switzer had an answer in Aikman for everything Vinnie Greentesticles could do, so he sent an assassin to break Aikman's leg. And the NCAA was so happy with their shiny new toy that they did nothing about it.
30 years on, I'm still pissed off.

[badger]

Sorry I'm dragging my feet. Busy week/weekend. Here goes...
BYU 41, whorn 7
WARNING: shaggybevo.com is NSFW

I'm so $#@!ing sick of this garbage

Stop scheduling the GD mormons!!!!

God Damn Magic Underwear

Oh good. We have another $#@!ty white defensive back to miss tackles again

How does someone with Mormon puss-knees hurdle?

Well that series went about as well as a botched abortion

I'm gonna beg my wife for sex. At least her defense isn't as stout as bYU

maybe the mormons pray to the right god

lol @ that fat tub of $#@! whore doing the horns down. Guess what, you're still fat and alone

$#@!ing magic underwear owns us. They cannot be stopped

This is the turd Mack Brown left us with. Someone go burn down his other house

GODDAMNIT STOP PLAYING DREAM ON YOU $#@!ING $#@!ERS

tayson $#@!ing hill a $#@!ing Mormon

A white, one legged, Mormon is eating our *** up again

Mack should have died in the fire

$#@! you Mack you lazy mother $#@!er!

$#@! you deloss

$#@! you Belmont

$#@! aggy

$#@! taysom

$#@! our o-line

$#@! this $#@!..

Can we fire Diaz again?

Well, we got our a$$es kicked but we got 'em kicked without any of those goddamn hippie pot smokers!

$#@! Mack. $#@! Shawn. $#@! our oline. $#@! Taysom's ***** knee brace. $#@! Case. $#@! Red. $#@! me

So this is what Mormon sodomy feels like......
The only question that remains is, did they have they leave their magic underwear on when they skull $#@!ed us, or did they have to take them off first?

My daughter thinks we are playing Yahoo

$#@! you troll $#@!s.

Go eat a bag of bob stoops AIDS infested $#@!s

@FakeSportsCentr
BYU makes Texas its fourth wife

[badger]

KSU 32, ISU 28

Why are we only good for one good quarter each game?

I think I'm having a heart attack. Or it's the Pancheros I just had for lunch

I am getting the vaseline

Let me go get my nut cup

Another Snyder classic coming to a cornhole near you

WHAT IS ******* WRONG WITH US!!!

Tired of getting burned by KSU's poor man version of Tim Tebow. Klein and now this mother****er

Still trying to figure out what's worse about being a cyclone fan. The Blowouts or losing like this. Either way, I've certainly had my fill of both

The groinal region is sore after that game

I ******* hate football today

Another home game ****** down the legs in the CPR era

[deweydw]

GODDAMNIT STOP PLAYING DREAM ON YOU $#@!ING $#@!ERS

Was that the whorn band playing that? I guess they already know what this season is going to be like.

Dream on whorns...

[KantoSooner]

They could end this pain by simply cancelling their football program.

[badger]

Virginia Tech 35, THE Ohio State University 21

this small ball **** sucks

RUN THE F^*$ING BALL

WTF ANOTHER KICK OUT OF BOUNDS

Your *** needs to be cut

That god damn kicker needs to have his scholarship pulled

Damn this team

We can't cover my Mom

Thanks o line. All five suck

Time to buy tickets to the Detroit Bowl

How the **** is price and boren starting? They are the biggest waste of scholarships I've ever seen

there are 3 minutes left, why the %T*$ did we not run the $%*$@(^ ball on first and second down ? and not this east/west $&#( but north south, maybe in an I ?

YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO THROW MORON

Anyone who doesn't miss Jim Tressel is a liar

WHAT THE **** was that !!!!!!
Where's the Barrett defenders now? This kid should never take another snap again at Ohio State. Give him the boot tonight

Price and boren need to be shown the ******* door. They ******* suck

Why'd you throw a comeback? We don't run comebacks. It's like dancing in that town in Footloose

lol. Urb's glance at his daughter: "Honey, I'm tearing up the Contract. I won't be home for three months."

I love urban...but he hasn't won **** at osu

With urban and these coaches we won't ever be tressel good again. We are following Michigan. The future looks terrible. A bunch of athletes but no football players and smart coaches

5 star talent playing under a 2 star HC

Is fireurbanmeyer.com running yet? Or at least fire him until tressel comes back?

When we see Urb going to the hospital with chest pain we'll know he's giving it his all. Right now he's in coast mode riding the road to retirement at the buckeyes expense. This game should really get the 5 star recruits flocking to ohio state

[Widescreen]

Surprised they are already up in arms about Meyer. The guy has won everywhere he's been. Not sure what the difference is at tOSU.

[KantoSooner]

Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!!
1,2,3!!!
We Enjoy Your Mi-ser-y!!!

[badger]

Quack 46, Michigan State 27

Where is the No Fly Zone? All their TD's are results of wide open receivers

Oh my god... I'm trying to watch this game, rooting for the Spartans, but these announcers are so blatantly in love with Oregon that it's driving me nuts! The amount of gushing over every play and player for Oregon is ridiculous

All I know is I am VERY mad at Dantonio for not kicking a 47 yard field goal, completely changed the game. What a horrible decision! That one tiny decision that was so stupid made this game look like a blow out. **** I"m mad, he's a great coach, but he made a HUGE mistake that change the entire context of this ******* football game!

So they really didn't melt down much, so here's an oldie but a goodie:

[Mac94]

I think you could do an entire special section for the Big-10, lol

[BoulderSooner79]

I think you could do an entire special section for the Big-10, lol

Yeah, but I think MSU has a decent chance of getting back into the playoff picture. They look to be the class of the big10 and there will be losses by most the high ranking teams down the road. They just need to stay focused and take care of business - but I hope they don't.

[Mac94]

Yeah, but I think MSU has a decent chance of getting back into the playoff picture. They look to be the class of the big10 and there will be losses by most the high ranking teams down the road. They just need to stay focused and take care of business - but I hope they don't.

Maybe ... but I think, at this point, the champ of the Pac-12, SEC, and FSU (assuming they win the ACC and hard to imagine they won't) .. have three slots. that leaves ND, Big-12, and Big-10 fighting for the other. If OU wins the Big-12 I think Oklahoma is a shoe in ... the Big-10 is just that weak and Michigan St has few chances left to impress. If Baylor won the Big-12 ... then its much more open as Baylor has no OOC to speak of. It'll be interesting in this brave new world.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

GODDAMNIT STOP PLAYING DREAM ON YOU $#@!ING $#@!ERS

Was that the whorn band playing that? I guess they already know what this season is going to be like.

Dream on whorns...

haha, was that the old Perry Como song? Wish i could have heard the whorn band playing that. Good one, orange band!

[badger]

Now that I posted "pucker pucker" I should probably do the Notre Dame game. It's a fabulous listen if you've never heard it.

Notre Dame 31, Michigan lol

Note: OK, so that pic was actually from the 2007 Appalachian State game

This just in: Purdue is a waste of a football field

Go for it on 4th and 2 from the 42. Kick a 47 yard field goal on 4th and 1.

Screw Hoke. Worst coach in college football

Smh hoke needs to tell wille about them females

Hoke the Joke. Give me Dantonio every day of the week and twice on Saturday

NO MORE FIELD GOALS!!!!

DO NOT KICK ANYMORE FIELD GOALS. JUST EFFING GO FOR IT!

Were going to get our *** beat in east lansing. Why does the football gods hate us?? I hope harbaugh fails in san fran and comes home. Im praying every night

I am so tired of watching this type of football. another year of hearing michigan sucks

You fire Hoke, then what? Who do you get. Miles? Nope. Harbough? Nope. Dungy? Nope. I'd love to hear who gets us to the top of the B10

Yes Hoke, keep clapping your hands

But, but, but this is only Hoke's 4th season...Let's give him 27 more years to develop his talent

Our coach is a fat slug with no answers who wants to play schembechler but has no idea what discipline means. It means don't preach it if you can't walk by the nacho bar. We play as he looks

Who would have thought firing lloyd carr was going to result to this bs

watch the big 3 all lose tonight, and the transformation of the B10 into the MAC will be complete

This crap we are watching is NOT Michigan football. It is powder puff football. It is disgraceful to watch this team embarrass the uniform they wear

All the ND jerks must be drowning in their ejaculant right now

App State is crushing Campbell, that should help our strength of schedule

WTF? First thing Hoke does is clap his hands and slap the a$$ of his players! Just sickening

You dig a hole, you fill it up with ashes, then you put peas around it. When he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ash hole

another year of telling people to f*ck off when i wear my michigan stuff

Brandon's ignorant azz on the sideline. Here's a message DB. I'm done you just got my last 2500 for this ****. U should live off of your pension while I work everyday so you can look like a clueless but **** who hired hoke

ND gaves us the finger when they cancelled the series
OSU gaves us the finger when they scheduled ND
ND just kicked us in the nuts as a farewell gift

Can the band stop playing the "3rd down stop music"? We are losing 31-0

31-0 and our dumb azz coach is still clapping..are you fkn serious

He is clapping so he can turn the lights off at the stadium

Well at least we have the Detroit Lions to look forward too..ughh nevermind

Anybody know of some good porn sites?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Surprised they are already up in arms about Meyer. The guy has won everywhere he's been. Not sure what the difference is at tOSU.

well, he bailed out of FU when the Sabanites started getting the best of him. Maybe the mojo is gone.