2014-15 college football meltdowns

[badger]

Let the healing begin... by ripping everyone else's band aid's off and pouring rubbing alcohol and salt on the wounds. Just disinfecting, I swear!
Whorn 33, Mountie 16

That was a great shot of Dana grabbing his junk

Seems like some of you enjoy the team sucking. It's like you enjoy those of us that lose our crap and you get to show you are better then that

My god now are suck is spreading to lambert

We suck in every phase of the game today

His stupid *** has to go. How does it fool Dana? That everytime you see Strong he's got you bent over. Go the Phuk away. He's good for one win a year to make think they're good then bam. He's needing miracles to beat shPitt teams and getting blown out by Ok teams

how many no calls are we going to get in this conference

yay, we broke double digits

Why in the **** are we huddling!!!!!!!!! No urgency. Zero. You need a **** huddle and 20 seconds to call a dive?!??!?!?!!??

Clint has the escapability of my grandma and she is dead

Seven years of Phuk stinks running and ruining the program

Refs? They aren't the problem. We are the problem. We suck

Jesus, I had a get together today and had to endure 3 loud women the whole ****ing game who know nothing about the sport and who wouldn't STFU with all the bitching and complaining about the game and now I stupidly open this thread. I hate everyone

Feel better yet? Or do I need to visit Cyclone Fanatic?

[deweydw]

I felt much better after seeing Holgerson getting a grip. Bring on the Cyclone, can't believe they lost to Kansas.

[badger]

Kansas wins! Kansas wins! Kansas wins!

^^^actual postgame photo^^^

You guys all suck. We are down are leading tackler. our best receiver, and a starting QB. Im not losing faith in CR after that ****. Its been a tough year but this game isnt over. Go State!

Oh shut up

Denial is a river that starts in Egypt and runs right through your brain

I'm hearing rumors that the custodians wanted to clean the locker room and were able to run in past the ISU d with mops and water to get the job done. We are now losing the lockerroom game as well

My god. We are losing to Kansas. Mother ******* Kansas. I don't care who we are without. Kansas should not be beating us 24-7. I swear to god some people here could watch JTS get blown up by a missile and still and still find some reason why things aren't as bad as they seem

We can still go to a bowl. I am putting some vodka into my basketball kool aide. It could happen!

Okay... so we can't let the D play. No more kicks or punts!

Embarrassing team is embarrassing

This game is such a pillow fight

ARE YOU ******* SERIOUS? ARE YOU ******* SERIOUS?

Oh wow, we suck

Get the GD midgets off the field

Oh no we suck again

I'm sick of Iowa State football

FSN knows us Cyclone fans have to drink heavily to get thru this. 4 out of every 5 commercials are infomercials? Genius. #drunkpurchases

May as well purchase a tarp to cover the new seats!

Well boys welcome to the gutter's gutter

at least ND is getting their dick stomped as well

Why must we suck so bad!?

Welcome to rock bottom. I'm shocked we beat toledo

Welp, we had a good run of not being the toilet bowl of the conference

People are getting on their high horses about being "fans". Give me something to be a ******* fan of

I'm not rooting against the team. But I am laughing at them

It's over quit calling time outs!

My Dish cable didn't have HD broadcast which made this game double-painful to watch

This was such a big win for them, they gave the coach the gatorade shower. We should feel honored

Neat, being on the other side of a field rushing

Didn't realize we were "Break the field goal post" worthy

Announcers providing commentary on the goal posts coming down

Proof they're not making this up:

[badger]

Final one of the week...
Purple 41, purple 20

I hate our wildcat. ..it's so predictable

Without Klein to bulldoze his way for yardage these guys look like clowns

Why are we so slow

One of the officials decided he wanted to have a direct impact on the outcome of the game. Pathetic little man

We look like dog****e

WWWWWIIIIIIDDDDDEEEEEE OOOOOOPPPPPPEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Lol whiskey is my friend

We give up every 3rd and long. CRAP

**** Patterson, throwing deep with the starting QB and a four score lead

Oh stop. We beat SFA 55-16. They should hate us for running it up. Or UTEP, we beat them 58-28. Snyder must be a jerk. Of even OSU, we beat them 4814, which is worse than the score tonight.
So just stop it. And you have no idea what kind of shape Boykin is in. You're not his coach or doctor and you're certainly not him.

You're whining because we lost. Get over it. It's just a loss. Only poor sportsmanship are the people making whining complaints like this

Until this team starts recruiting criminals and marginal academic players from high school this is going to happen

[badger]

TCU 34, KU 30

Pierson runs like a puzzy

I don't care to ever hear Brady Quin's voice again

Can we stop running Pierson up the middle for the love of God?!

Brady Quinn is a dick

God ******* dammit

i'm surprised there was not a tripping penalty on the invisible man

Flag morons! Guess they had to call B12 before making the call

Bee see ess dollar signs

LMFAO....the officials tried so hard not to throw that flag

Well, poop

Congrats Big 12!!!

At least tcu is out of the playoff

Congrats to referee Gary Patterson. This is utter garbage

Makes me wish we would have canned Weis before the season and gone with Bowen the whole time

dafuq are the fans singing bon jovi for right now?

Wow "Overrated" chant. Our fans are idiots

I really wish they would stop playing Bon Jovi during the game. When I hear Bon Jovi I think of Charlie Weis, and I don't like thinking of Charlie Weis

badger: Greetings, college meltdown fans. Did you know that KU also has a basketball team that lost this week? Head on over to the Sooner basketball board later today to see how the Jayhawks put up with losing to Kentucky. And then stick around, because OU has two great basketball teams this year. Boomer!

[badger]

whorn 28, poke 7

^^^kickoff, not postgame^^^

Do we run Bullet for a first down?

If we get one

I miss bob and Nathan Simmons. How pathetic is this showing?

I remember us going from 10-2 and a Heisman to 0-10-1 in 3 years. Never thought I'd *ever* see us fall that far that fast again

Is Texas playing equipment boys now?

Everyone be quiet. We've started doing football

That stadium. So empty

That score felt more like pity sex

Yes it did....but much like pity sex, I'll NEVER turn it down or complain

Hope Bullett didn't pull a hamstring

Texas deserves a 4th quarter collapse and loss. COMEON FOOTBALL GODS MAKE IT SO

Lol. The announcers are talking about taking the crowd out of it. There has to be a crowd there first

Oklahoma State: making crappy quarterbacks look like heisman winners..what is new

BEAT OU

14 points is too much to ask from this team

I have a game plan for next week. On Thursday we announce that one of our trainers returned from a mission trip in West Africa a week ago and is showing symptoms of Ebola. Since he has worked with most of our team for the last week we are placing the entire team in quarantine for 3 weeks

Someone just shoot the dog already

Timeout? It's like Gundy is trying to convince us he gives a ****

Well Coach Gundy literally thank you for nothing. The calling timeouts so Texas could get a couple more sacks was a neat way to end the game

[badger]

sooners 42, pink faders 30

fold up like a cheap tent in the 4th quarter

They're running every down...F#%%$##%%%$$

Perine. Picking my jaw up off the floor

If they would have ran the ball the entire game they would be up 30 points

Texas Tech: Making Legends Out of Opposing Players Since 1983

It looks like relying on OU's screwups to hand us this game may not work. The refs aren't going to hand the game to Tech either. Well, as long as they think Big Hits are the same as Good Tackling, I think OU can rely on Tech screw-ups

dang...fell for the perine trick again

the sad thing is...Perine will be back next year

Once again d cant stop running water

DID NOT ESTABLISH A RUN GAME.
THROWS THOSE GDAMN LONG BOMBS ONE OF WHICH TO FING GRANT


WHY? WHY KK? WHY KK? EXPLAIN TO THE FANS WHY? WE SAW THIS WVU. AT TEXAS. EXPLAIN!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!!??!?!!?!?!? YOU ARE PAID TOO MUCH FING MONEY NOT TO TELL US WHY

HORRIBLE PLAY CALLING!!!! YOU CAN ARGUE 1 THROW AND TRY TO IGNITE THE TEAM BUT TWO!!?!!?!q?q?q?q?q?q?q?q?q?q?q?

we're done...like burnt toast..nobody wants us... at least we get new uniforms every saturday

we are oregon lite,...extremely lite...we just get the new uniforms....not the wins

KLIFF SCREWED US!!!!

WHY HAVEN'T WE RUN THE BALL!!!!

****** line up and utilize one of the top running backs in the big 12!!! Smash mouth, nut up and play to your strengths Kliff! Don't put the game on a freshmans shoulders!!!!!!! RidihwfBsjdidjshshsnajzuxhsbdbehgujdsjbsb!!?!!!?!! !!!!!!!!&&;@:'cndhshsh

PS: FREE BAKER MAYFIELD!

[TAFBSooner]

Kansas wins! Kansas wins! Kansas wins!

^^^actual postgame photo^^^

Proof they're not making this up:

"I'm not rooting against the team. But I am laughing at them" - Classic.

[badger]

KSU 26, WVU 20

^^^what should have been awesome was sadly overturned... and other ref calls I'm sure wemustignitethiscouch.com points out...also, if you are offended by F-words that start with PH instead, do not read below the KSU mask's video...

I thought we left the BE to stop playing on work/school nights?

Frees up my Saturday to chase women

The crowd looks like we are 1-9 and playing Midd Tennessee State

Maybe the next thread we create should ask if we should be fired

Delayed call? They might as well has called the Big 12 home office on that one

Trickett is a fumbling machine

Turnover U

This offense is luring me to sleep

ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

Oh my god!! WTH????

We suck

**** you ref!!

F.M.L.

Glad im freezing my balls to watch this

Need..... liquor...

Trickett needs to stop f#$%ing up

Their best defense is our offense

OH MY GOD GET AWAY FROM THE DAMN BALL IF YOU ARENT GOING TO ****ING CATCH IT

EVERY PHUKING GAME SPECIAL TEAMS. WHY

BREAKING NEWS: WVU LOWLIGHTS TO BE AIRED ON COMEDY CENTRAL FOLLOWING THE GAME

Can these f*cktards go one kickoff without a f*cking flag? How stupid can you be?!!!

STOP PHUKING HOLDING

Ooo look. More special teams dumb f*ckness

[badger]

Everyone that wants to keep thinking I'm a Wisconsin troll can go to that other thread. The rest of you? Enjoy...
OU 44, KU 7, Perine 427

I'm being a good man and waiting until kickoff before I crack my first beer and proceed to get blackout drunk while my wife and kid are left to run the household on their own today. Daddy is checking out

I honestly think KU wins today. Bad weather conditions, OU playing a back up qb and the team as a whole is down a little bit. KU's got some confidence after the TCU game

Wtf was that? Zero outside contain? Dumbass football

That is some little league ****. Here is the ball, run real fast!!! That LOOKED ******* terrible

Big 12 refs are such c#nts

Well, f#ck my face

That OU running back Must be part duck the way he runs on a wet field

Pierson runs like such a vagina

Most camera guys look for the good looking girls in the crowd. The guy doing this game found the two douchy guys

Can we please mute out the Sooner band. That crap gets old

Perine butt raping the 'Hawks defense

Does Perine have 200 yards yet?

I wish KU football wasn't such an embarrassment

Hey let's not try to score since we are only down 24!

Will Perine break Greg Pruit's OU single game rushing record of 294 yards today? Is water wet?

Next series lets trick OU and punt on first down instead of waiting for three plays and then punting

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. So I'll just keep drinking

We've got 3 receptions? 3 G O D D A M N Receptions?

He's going right back in and the NCAA record is now his. Damn you Ford!

Can we get some pics of some godam T & A in here?

Jeebus, who was that who hit Perine with his purse?

This is going to be the most tainted record since Favre flopped for Strahan

The all white surrender uniforms are coming in very handy today

We are fighting like the French Army today

Fuhk. This is what we were waiting for?

Does the record actually count if it's against Kansas?

We're nationally relevant again. Last week we knocked TCU out of the college football playoff and we got a record set on us this week

[badger]

Melvin 408, Samaje 427:

If gordon played the 4th quarter the record would've been untouchable

What a joke that they kept him in

It's ****in Stoops I wouldn't expect any less

(Good luck the rest of the season. Boomer!) Go. The. .Hell. Away.

lets be honest, Kansas is an FCS team....they are ****ing terrible...and watching your back run 50 yard sprints doesn't even compare to what Melvin faced last week....congrats on the record......(bull****, cough)

Asterisk

Stoops must have felt Kansas (cellar dweller Big 12 garbage) had a chance so they kept their RB in the 4th Q = MOTHERPHUKIN ******

Gordon did it without trying. Oklahoma purposely shoved him in there to break it, against a weaker opponent in better conditions and with more carries

& not against the nutless Lillte Sisters of the Poor

Melvin did it in 3 quarters on 25 carries. Had he played the 4th he probably goes for 600

Stoops is a pillow-biting ******

But how much are the Sooner boosters paying for his services? It's funny how much Sooner fans like to brag but forget that they would be no better then the team they beat today if it weren't for Texas players that they have to bribe in order to get them to come to OU

Game situation was completely ignored. Sportsmanship was **** on

Too bad all the SEC teams got their FCS byes out of the way this week. Maybe someone like Yeldon could've broken Perine's record next week

Oklahoma fans suck

Good to see that pathetic Oklahoma education system is producing geniuses like these trolls. Garbage school, garbage fans, mostly average athletics recently... Not much point in bothering with these mental midgets. They probably went to schools that taught creationism, keep that in mind

There are few fan bases where it's more pointless to get into a pissing match with than OU. This thread could go for 80 pages

[BoulderSooner79]

The butthurt that just keeps giving HAHAHAHA!

[badger]

Baylor 49, Poke 28

They're dancing. Sin on all of you!

tyreek runs nowhere really fast

CATCH you moron officials!!!!!!

Briles is the master of charming the media with his folksy homespun wisdom. He's a snake

dirty as a whores sheets

Shut up Baylor fans

LOL F*** YOU BRILES

Why are referees such slap nuts?

Baylor fans are ****-ignorant!!!!

I think I will punch a Baylor fan

Baylor is a garbage bunch of guys coached by a slimeball

If I were Gundy, I would punch Briles in the mouth instead of shaking his hand

Buck you Faylor!

[badger]

I will attempt to help in the healing process later today... even if MWC makes my avatar and sig all Poke-like till basketball can reclaim it

[badger]

Baylor is #5

More awful gameday signs that are now unintentional even more funny here.

Fire Bowlsby tomorrow

Why wait? Do it today

december 7th....

... a day that will live infamy

TCU is, well, let's call them the 'junior champion"

Geezus, get the f*** out! Do you even have a clue how retarded you sound? We can only stand in wonder at what kind of Gary Patterson induced lip-licking sponge-bath inferiority complex you Frog fans must have. Your shoe will never be on my foot because I don't wear candy *** fairy godmother shoes

Tcu is a dumpster fire school where the drug cartels pumped heroin into because the TCU folks thought they were indestructible and too cool to overdose. Unfortunately, their attitudes will never understand head to head. They are too cool

I apologize for picking you last every week for kickball in the third grade. Facts are, I wouldn't have picked you at all if Mrs. Smith hadn't made us. You do realize your parents payed for that trophy you got for finishing 6th in little league right

Maybe we could let our head coaches have a hotdog eating contest. Wait...nevermind

And one more parting shot of the men of the hour in postgame:

[badger]

TCU is #6

Unlike most weeks, I'm featuring winners before losers lol... maybe i'll do the game losers next?
An entire thread dedicated to Baylor failing

I just started crying. I don't know why. I feel like this is sports PMSimg

Baylor PR campaign worked. Got TCU out

Thank God Baylor didn't get in though with all the [Craig James] they pulled

Can't wait to watch TOSU get prison raped against Bama

Let's take it like good Frogs and not whine like Bears

What if OSU had lost? Could be even more painful

I've decided to be a Big XII fan, despite the hate. After the conference slap in the face, I am filled with righteous indignation. I came to this conclusion after a juicy ribeye, a few St. Arnold's Christmas Ales and a couple of Bulliet Bourbons. And no, it was not for breakfast!

Whatever Happens, Don't Go Full-Baylor

We just won the Big XII in three years, without even being a full member, and will enjoy a big time bowl game to celebrate this team's accomplishments. Let the classlessness remain in Waco, it's the American way

That good ole Baylor whine

Baylor needs constant reassurance that SOMEBODY actually likes them