Uses his AARP card to get discounts at porno theatres.
Uses his AARP card to get discounts at porno theatres.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
makes the team workout with "Sweatin' to the Oldies!"
Doesn't put okra in his gumbo....
Say WHAT????Originally Posted by dwarthog
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Tha's right. Jus a little file powder and a touch of masa. Comes out just right for a winter gumbo.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
Has a yearly appointment with a plastic surgeon to check his ears to make sure they don't look like Finebaums.
DVRed the Paul Finebaum show for the 1st time today, and we got to laughing at his absolutely huge ears. That guy definitely has a head for radio and not TV. I wouldn't be surprised if he ever appears on GameDay, the crew somehow anchors him down so in strong a gust of wind he won't take off. It's not surprising that he's a huge 'Bama homer since their mascot is an elephant.
He, of course, got in his never-ending remark about Bob and the SEC. I bet that guy nearly lost it at the Sugar Bowl.
If W.Va somehow pulls the upset, He'll probably explode.
Thinks his Daddy is Speech therapist
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Buys 'ANAL LUBE' by the case.
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I could have been DOING that??? LOL!
Aries
...watches Brokeback Mountain in breathless anticipation.
Wants to be Les Miles when he grows up.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
Heh, Subsitute Coach Holtz with Mr Custer LOL
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
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