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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Skysooner's Avatar
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    Trip to the House of Representatives

    My family is in DC this week. We had a private tour of the Capitol building yesterday. Our guide was a summer intern who is working for our tea party representative. I asked her where the door to Eric Cantor's office was. She told me we would see it in the statuary room. Sure enough there was the door. I took a picture of the door and called his name plate an endangered species. She looked at me like "huh". This is a grad student in political science working in the HoR and doesn't know about something like this that has never happened before? Sad state of affairs.
    Metaphors be with you!

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    Re: Trip to the House of Representatives

    Maybe she just dint understand yer humor Or she was a Lib or Both.
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    Re: Trip to the House of Representatives

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    Maybe she just dint understand yer humor Or she was a Lib or Both.
    I doubt she was a Lib since she works for Mike Coffman who is pretty conservative. Just seemed like she would have some idea.
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    Re: Trip to the House of Representatives

    Quote Originally Posted by Skysooner View Post
    I doubt she was a Lib since she works for Mike Coffman who is pretty conservative. Just seemed like she would have some idea.
    Bet she was Blond then.
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    Re: Trip to the House of Representatives

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    Maybe she just dint understand yer humor Or she was a Lib or Both.
    Interns who work for teabaggers are not libs - they are teabaggers. You shouldn't be surprised how dumb she is.

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    Re: Trip to the House of Representatives

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner8th View Post
    Interns who work for teabaggers are not libs - they are teabaggers. You shouldn't be surprised how dumb she is.
    Yer Momma says
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    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    Yer Momma says
    Yeah, drag my mom into it little boy - no wonder you couldn't keep your wife. loser

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    Re: Trip to the House of Representatives

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner8th View Post
    Yeah, drag my mom into it little boy - no wonder you couldn't keep your wife. loser
    Wernt that I couldnt Keep her, Just that I dint WANT her no mo after having Yer wife, yer Momma and Baby sister.
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    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    Wernt that I couldnt Keep her, Just that I dint WANT her no mo after having Yer wife, yer Momma and Baby sister.
    Yeah......that's what all you losers say when they finally wise up and ditch ya.

    My mom is 80, wife wouldn't touch an ignorant inbred dumbass like like yourself and don't have a baby sister. Yet another fail at trying to insult me, go back to having sex with underage boys and leave us adults alone.

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    Oh you hurt me so bad,
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    Re: Trip to the House of Representatives

    Mostly I think they are hired for their looks. She was about a 6 level cute though which is almost enough for me to vote against Coffman. Seriously on one side I am going to have to watch this election closely. I will be voting primarily on the approach to the energy industry.

    Light note-We are now in Virginia Beach for a week (underrated beach imo). There are all sorts of naval bases around here. We saw a Hawkeye taking off which is the primary carrier based radar aircraft. I pointed it out to my wife and said told her what it was. She asked me if they used it for radar enforcement on the highways. I didn't say anything, but I thought she comes by her blond honestly.
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    Re: Trip to the House of Representatives

    Quote Originally Posted by Skysooner View Post
    Mostly I think they are hired for their looks. She was about a 6 level cute though which is almost enough for me to vote against Coffman. Seriously on one side I am going to have to watch this election closely. I will be voting primarily on the approach to the energy industry.

    Light note-We are now in Virginia Beach for a week (underrated beach imo). There are all sorts of naval bases around here. We saw a Hawkeye taking off which is the primary carrier based radar aircraft. I pointed it out to my wife and said told her what it was. She asked me if they used it for radar enforcement on the highways. I didn't say anything,
    but I thought she comes by her blond honestly
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    So yer saying she could be a Summer Intern?
    My Niece is workin in VB at one of the Hospitals there shes in PICU .
    Enjoy your trip bro.
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    Re: Trip to the House of Representatives

    She is beautiful, great in her chosen field (real estate and reading education), a great companion, but knowing much about the world beyond the normal things not so much. The weather here is wonderful right now. Hot but dry. No waves though unless the tide is coming in.
    Metaphors be with you!

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    Re: Trip to the House of Representatives

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner8th View Post
    Yeah......that's what all you losers say when they finally wise up and ditch ya.

    My mom is 80, wife wouldn't touch an ignorant inbred dumbass like like yourself and don't have a baby sister. Yet another fail at trying to insult me, go back to having sex with underage boys and leave us adults alone.
    I'm guessing your wife tolerates you because you're all to happy with her being the man of the family.
    Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was death, and Hell followed with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curly Bill View Post
    I'm guessing your wife tolerates you because you're all to happy with her being the man of the family.
    36 years together - there is no tolerating. Only insecure *********s needs to have a "man" of the family. I'm not interested in my wife submitting to me.

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    Re: Trip to the House of Representatives

    Hey sky, do you live in the 6th district? I always thought it was pretty funny how DIA falls in the 1st (DeGette). Not that all districts aren't screwy, but that one is wackier than most.

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    Re: Trip to the House of Representatives

    Quote Originally Posted by Skysooner View Post
    She is beautiful, great in her chosen field (real estate and reading education), a great companion, but knowing much about the world beyond the normal things not so much. The weather here is wonderful right now. Hot but dry. No waves though unless the tide is coming in.
    Sounds like my wife, 'cept she thinks people who don't keep up on current events are down right stupid. I did have to explain to her the "that's what she said" joke. She was 50.

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    Re: Trip to the House of Representatives

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner8th View Post
    36 years together - there is no tolerating. Only insecure *********s needs to have a "man" of the family. I'm not interested in my wife submitting to me.
    No doubt in your family you have to go with the no "man" of the family by default.

    But justify that in whatever way helps you get through.
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    Re: Trip to the House of Representatives

    Quote Originally Posted by Curly Bill View Post
    I'm guessing your wife tolerates you because you're all to happy with her being the man of the family.
    LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO!
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    Re: Trip to the House of Representatives

    Quote Originally Posted by Curly Bill View Post
    No doubt in your family you have to go with the no "man" of the family by default.

    But justify that in whatever way helps you get through.
    Curly he done said, SHE has the Balls in the Family!
    I bet HE makes HER sammichs LOL
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