When your car gets blocked in parking lot

[olevetonahill]

That's a possibility but the cops would place a priority on 'real' crime. At those particular times when I get blocked they're at the beachpark ticketing cars parked illegally, like too close to fire hydrants, etc.

Another trick, tho a bit malicious.......I've never done it........bend their windshield wipers and then smear some dogshlt on their windshield.


5-0

Whats with the Dog sh*t? Who carries that around.Plus you gonna get it on YOU and have to smell it while smearing it.
Vasiline I tell ya. Carry a jar and put it on the door handles and winders. Impossible to get off with anything you may carry in yer car and the wipers will just smear it worse.

[stoopified]

Whats with the Dog sh*t? Who carries that around.Plus you gonna get it on YOU and have to smell it while smearing it.
Vasiline I tell ya. Carry a jar and put it on the door handles and winders. Impossible to get off with anything you may carry in yer car and the wipers will just smear it worse.

i'M NOT GONNA ASK WHY YOU CARRY vASELINE AROUND WITH YOU.

[olevetonahill]

i'M NOT GONNA ASK WHY YOU CARRY vASELINE AROUND WITH YOU.

Heh

[Turd_Ferguson]

i'M NOT GONNA ASK WHY YOU CARRY vASELINE AROUND WITH YOU.

It's for when he needs to bury his hog. Pay tention.

[olevetonahill]

It's for when he needs to bury his hog. Pay tention.

[8timechamps]

When I was in High School a guy I know smeared dog Sh*t on the door handle of a car at a party. . That was pretty comical to watch the guy find out he had sh*t on his hand.

Are you me? I had a friend that did the very same thing. The only difference is we didn't wait around to see what happened (we were parked right off of the street with a curb in front of us, so we were able to get out, it just wasn't easy). He did leave a note on the windshield that said something about the driver being an ******* and would soon pay for his deeds. I can only imagine how it all went down.

[hawaii 5-0]

A big bunch of pansies afraid of a little dogshlt.

All it takes is a plastic bag. Stick your hand inside then go pick up the dogshlt.

(Important: Hand on inside of bag.......dogshlt on outside of bag. Also important there are no holes in bag.)


Apply dogshlt liberally to windshield or doorhandle. Throw away bag.

You're responsible for finding your own dogshlt.


5-0

[SoonerStormchaser]

Next time, buy one of these

[olevetonahill]

A big bunch of pansies afraid of a little dogshlt.

All it takes is a plastic bag. Stick your hand inside then go pick up the dogshlt.

(Important: Hand on inside of bag.......dogshlt on outside of bag. Also important there are no holes in bag.)


Apply dogshlt liberally to windshield or doorhandle. Throw away bag.

You're responsible for finding your own dogshlt.


5-0

Guess ya must have to have a Sh!tty personality to even WANT to play with Dog sh!t. Hell why not just crawl inside and take a Dump yer ownself.

[hawaii 5-0]

Guess ya must have to have a Sh!tty personality to even WANT to play with Dog sh!t. Hell why not just crawl inside and take a Dump yer ownself.

As I've said I've never done this malicious stunt.

Do I want to play with shlt? No. I want people to not block my driveway.

However, I'm not afraid of some dog turds. Too many memories of goin' barefoot on lawns in the Summer and accidentally steppin' on some pile with the stinky stuff squidgin' up between my toes. Pretty much every living thing shlts. Deal with it.

As I first wrote.......eggs work pretty well.


5-0

[olevetonahill]

As I've said I've never done this malicious stunt.

Do I want to play with shlt? No. I want people to not block my driveway.

However, I'm not afraid of some dog turds. Too many memories of goin' barefoot on lawns in the Summer and accidentally steppin' on some pile with the stinky stuff squidgin' up between my toes. Pretty much every living thing shlts. Deal with it.

As I first wrote.......eggs work pretty well.


5-0

yer weird!

[8timechamps]

Guess ya must have to have a Sh!tty personality to even WANT to play with Dog sh!t. Hell why not just crawl inside and take a Dump yer ownself.

We were young and dumb, and the dog **** incident was on the tame end of the things we did.

[olevetonahill]

We were young and dumb, and the dog **** incident was on the tame end of the things we did.

Young and Dumb is one thing Bro. a Growed up Old man is a differnt sack of Poop. LOL

[TheUnnamedSooner]

Next time, don't leave early

[olevetonahill]

Next time, don't leave early

Heh

[hawaii 5-0]

yer weird!

Ever been in a cow chip fight when you were a kid growing up?

Ever tore yore paints hoppin' a bob wahr fance tryin' to outrun a bull in a pasture?


There's something dif'rent 'bout growin' up in the country from moving to it as an adult. You miss out on a lotta stuff.

5-0

[olevetonahill]

Ever been in a cow chip fight when you were a kid growing up?

Ever tore yore paints hoppin' a bob wahr fance tryin' to outrun a bull in a pasture?


There's something dif'rent 'bout growin' up in the country from moving to it as an adult. You miss out on a lotta stuff.

5-0

1 Corinthians 13:11
King James Version of 1 Corinthians 13:11.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

Shes was talking about an adult, What Sane grown up goes lookin fer dog Sh!t in this kinda situation.
Talk about Growing up in the country, Hell son I dint get my 1st pair of shoes till i was 14 , Wore em out walking backwards looking at the strange tracks they made.

[badger]

How mean an nasty ya wanta get?

As bad as legally possible... and by legal, I mean illegal-but-won't-get-caught-and-arrested-or-have-to-pay-for-damages.

Also, I would like a history and technique lesson on the fine art of keying. Do you just hold it in your hand and scrape as much car paint off as you can, or is there a refined brushstroke technique to this artistry? I've never felt the need to key anything before, so I'm curious

[olevetonahill]

As bad as legally possible... and by legal, I mean illegal-but-won't-get-caught-and-arrested-or-have-to-pay-for-damages.

Also, I would like a history and technique lesson on the fine art of keying. Do you just hold it in your hand and scrape as much car paint off as you can, or is there a refined brushstroke technique to this artistry? I've never felt the need to key anything before, so I'm curious

Keyin you just hold the Key hidden in yer hand and stroll by the victems car, holding the key against the paint. then walk like yer just out for a stroll.
As far as Not gettin caught Ys do it with NO witnesses and then Keep yer trap shut.Dont even tell yer best friend.

[badger]

What is the best type of key to use for keying? I would think that it it is one with the pointy-est end, but perhaps a thicker key would leave more a lasting impression?