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  1. 12/16/2013, 10:00 AM #1
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    Dallas Cowboys suck

    At first, I was like
    26-3

    Everything from the Poke kicker sending everything through the uprights to quarterback Matt Damon getting sacked repeatedly while giving the ball back to Dallas, nothing was going right.

    But then, Dallas was like...

    Dallas: Let's let Tony Romo do whatever the hell he wants!

    And Demarco was like...

    Demarco: 7+ yards a carry and you're throwing. You've gotta be ****ing me

    And Coach Garrett was like...

    Jason Garrett: Jerry Jones said I have job security!

    And Dez Bryant was like...

    Dez: G2G! If you're gonna pizz the game away, I'm not hanging around for Packers victory formation!

    37-36


    Seriously, the football gods owed me last night's victory big time. I remember each and every elementary school-age loss in Dallas during the 90s and Green Bay always played their worst in that sh!tty semi-indoor stadium.

    As for any Dallas fans on the board, I am sorry you have to put up with this crap. I am especially sorry for Demarco, who would have assuredly ran Dallas to victory if not for Romo and Garrett being dum-dums
  2. 12/20/2013, 08:48 PM #2
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    Re: Dallas Cowboys suck

    I love to watch Dallas **** up......
    Hey... maybe T BOONE can pony up and start a Stilleater newspaper... but the players would probably just use it to roll the weed.
  3. 12/30/2013, 03:17 PM #3
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    Re: Dallas Cowboys suck

    At first Jerry was like

    And then, Jerry was like


    Super Bowl XXX was in 1995 and gets farther and farther away every failure...
  4. 12/30/2013, 04:00 PM #4
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    Re: Dallas Cowboys suck

    The ONLY reason I wanted the cowboys to win was they have 2 OU guys, but the birds have LJ so it's all good.

    Did you see his reaction after the pick?...and the grandson..or whoever he was....lol. pulled his hoodie almost off..like grandpa, like grandson...
    How do you know if you get there, if you don't know where you are going?..oh and I had 1,713 post on the "other board"..I hate being a rookie again!
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    Re: Dallas Cowboys suck

    Yeah, that GIF is making the Internet rounds. You'd think grandson would be worried about being disinherited, but he's, at best, like third in line to the throne, he really doesn't have to please Grandpa Jerry, just whoever inherits the Cowboys once Jerry croaks, so eff team loyalty for now, it's grandpa's show and will be till he's signed POA over to someone else or dies, as morbid as that sounds.

    It seems like a bunch of NFL Sooners are getting raw deals with the coaching firing palooza, injuries and just bad luck. But, at least there's one guy we can all support without having to worry about NFL team loyalty:


    The Bengals have no fans, so why not cheer for Jermaine Gresham. Gooooo Jermaine!
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