Well. It took them long enough!
I open my email this morning, and LO, what did I see but this little gem. And not a moment too soon, I might add. Once I'm fully involved, I'll pop in from time to time to let you all know how the global conspiracy gig is going and put your concerns at rest. Anyway, from here on out, if you sense that something ain't quite right, you can rest assured that I'm at the bottom of it.
PS, And we've been looking for them in Switzerland all this time! Damn. They are officed in the Empire State Building. Sneaky, cunning Euroweenies!
Cheers!
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