2013 College Football Meltdown Thread

[KantoSooner]

Ponder this: If OSU had to resort to this to raise the competitiveness of their program, what did Ole Miss, Miss State and Auburn have to do?
I'm willing to accept that desperation and willful misconduct at OSU happened, but their rise was over significant time and was accompanied by a totally legit capital improvement program that was almost unprecedented in major college football history. When you see bottom feeder schools without the building programs suddenly landing top ten recruiting classes with no history of doing so...well, one is drawn to suspect that all is not above board.

[SoonerMarkVA]

Whatever you think about the SEC, I have to say how relieved I would be, right now, if we'd cut ties to the dumpster fires that are (and soon to be much worse) ut and pork st and were there now instead of Mizzou. I don't know what the future holds for aggie, but right now they have to be really pleased with their decision.

[Wishboned]

SomeHelp me out here. Didnt it get reported after the SMU DP that the NCAA would never impose it again?

I heard that if Penn State hadn't agreed to the sanctions and given up their right to appeal, that the NCAA would have slapped them with the DP.

[badger]

Request: Please limit this thread to meltdowns only if you can help it

For example...

Embarrassing. Game over. Possibly season over. But hey, we could still win 11! More rings!

BOO! Boo Clowney, boo defense, boo the stupid hype!

Arron Murray should just teabag Clowney right now.


Scared my ***.

I just realized how unbearable Clemson fans are going to be

Here come the Clemson fans....

Can we get some white coaches on defense?

suicide hotline will be busy tonight

Well, time to play some Xbox and make us a winner dang it!

Y'all act like a bunch of babies, yea we lost and it sucks and it puts us behind in the race to the SEC but there's a whole season left with a favorable schedule and if you're ready to call it quits and be miserable then fine go walk around your house and cry

[badger]

Day 2 of taking one for the team -- I visit OP so you all don't have to:

We are the only ones that are going to see how many obvious holes are in these stories

OMIGOSH! D1 athletes weren't in my engineering classes!!!!!!

The "HAS" thing really burns me. If that really happened, a bet the player thought Miles said has and not house, especially since Miles has such a unique way of talking

We must be the most inept organization at cheating. Ever

OU fans were pretty much getting sexual pleasure from the thought that there would be major academic fraud

That's it we are going to have a 15 year bowl ban and never appear on TV again. This was such a huge popcorn fart of a story

baj has decided against posting this expletive screenshot so just click here if you're up for NSFW content

Kendall Hunter was on the honor roll at osu and then turned in one of the lowest wonderlic scores ever at the combine. Nothing to see here folks.

[Breadburner]

As far as the NSFW screen shot..I wonder where Mr. Woods got his education or didnt.....

[badger]

I'm not doing one today. The report wasn't scandelous enough and OP didn't meltdown enough.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I heard that if Penn State hadn't agreed to the sanctions and given up their right to appeal, that the NCAA would have slapped them with the DP.

Double Penetration? Let the punishment fit the crime.

I hope it's not a Dr. Pepper.

[badger]

Last night's game was so full of fail that it was hard to choose an intro image... so here's a fox:

Note: KillerFrogs.com edits all bad words to "Craig James."

Hear that noise? That is our recruits decommitting

Horrible bull [Craig James] call. Not kick catch interference.

Just [Craig James]

Fuk thenb12

This is the worst game ever! We suck. Tech sucks. The refs suck

B u l l I LOVE YOU!!!!! c k I n g s h I t

Fuk these refs all over

I thought only weathermen were allowed to make this many mistakes and keep their jobs

Good GOD in heaven, can we find a conference where we don't get butt raped by the striped shirts

well at least I can be pissed for the next 24 hours and then enjoy the rest of the weekend

He'll, let me call plays. I scored 75 against tech on Xbox

Kick it and get the onside then Hail Mary. Have our coaches never played NCAA football?

Storming the field? Are you kidding me???

they stormed the field! Biggest win of the decade!!!!

They did not win that game. I do not recognize it

Both teams should've lost, and the refs should go to hell

maybe more later

[BoulderSooner79]

Both teams should've lost, and the refs should go to hell

Actually, a reasonable conclusion.

[badger]

One more from KillerFrogs...

You don't have co-offensive coordinators, you have a clown corps

it is funny how much better Gary Patterson and Kyle Whittingham looked when their teams played in the MWC instead of the Big 12 and Pac 12

we beat Texas so that counts for at least 4 wins

We're a mediocre team going from non bcs to bcs!

Every post that includes, "Falls on the head coach"





take a drink.





good god people......go back to managing your 12 fantasy football teams

took advantage of the refs and our Down syndrome offensive coordinators

Saying our OCs are intellectually disabled is too kind. Their combined IQs don't reach 50. They have the IQ of a Chinese monkey abortion.

I cannot believe these classy Tech posts are actually happening.. Starting to gain faith in humanity again

I kind of surprised we don't have any Tech lurkers here yet. How old's the Big 12 now?

[badger]

Sooo... you all waiting for something?
NSFW

We know his $#@!ing name is Tes, you $#@!sucking WR drafting bastard

oh no, we punt again

Major needs to put on his big boy pants and tell MB to shut the $#@! up

Who the $#@! stops a ball when it looks like it may roll for another five yards or more! Oh sorry...Mack is his coach...

OOOHHHHH!!!!! Wow! We are suck!

where the $#@!ing $#@! is the $#@!ing got damn middle lb?????? fuccccccck!

Good god. Who else can we bring in for Defensive Coordinator?

Ol Miss needs to herp or Texas will defiantly derp

I am pretending we have the ball whenever they do something well

We really $#@!ing suck. 2013 is our year!!!!!

are players are football retarded

Casey Studdard is p*ssed now

We have too many coaches with gray hair

come the $#@! on major you really cant be calling this $#@!get assed bull$#@!. $#@!ing hell

We're done. Die you fat $#@!ing piece of $#@! fraud. Die

wheres the chick with the wtf gif $#@!ing good gat damn 4 guys miss him and no block in the back. we $#@!ing suck

hot christ we suck donkey $#@!

it's really amazing how big of vaginas we trot out there

i dont knwo whats worse, watching this game, or listening to the $#@!ing gay *** commercials on lhn with mad dog chanting his $#@!get assed bull$#@!. we sound like grade school kids needing to be led by the teacher

Take the goddamned numbers off the helmets.

I would spit in Mack Browns face if I saw him in the street. You should be ashamed, sir. You and all your burnt orange *** kissers

What's in a hotty toddy? I need a $#@!ing drink. About the best thing I can say about this program is that, as far as I am aware, they are not covering up the systematic assraping of young children

I hope Mack dies in his sleep tonight

aborted babies are in better shape than the state of this program

At least basketball season star.... at least baseball season star... FML

Thanks god for Volleyball

This HIV ain't quite killin me as fast as I thought it would, no disrespect to the white blood cells

(shaggy goes down. again)

These 502's are really hurting our meltdown contributions

[badger]

eff our conference outside our state...

**** this team

Well there's always basketball season

we can't even get garbage touchdowns

Isn't Rice supposed to be a bull sh it win

(We have high school offense to go along with our high school stadium) I see no reason to demean high school football

2 words of advice for Weis, hire a new OC and eat a carrot

Well this has been fun, but I gotta go put my nuts in a vegimatic

I feel bad for the kids that bust their asses everyday for a fraud of a coach that will talk **** on them at the first opportunity to bring in another JUCO player that won't even get onto the 2 Deep

ITS NOT COACH
IT'S NOT HEAPS
It people not catching a fn ball!!!!!!

MY 7YR OLD HAS BETTER HANDS

THESE WR SSSSUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK

And I bought season tickets like a moron

There is a reason OU could care less where he transferred to he should be playing linebacker at washburn

instead of taking out the track, maybe we should plow up the football field

(I think we can all agree that Weis is 1000x the coach that Gill was) 1000 X 0 is still zero

[badger]

soooo uggggllllyyyy

Courtney must have went to the toilet during that last series

At least we are better than their backups. Yay garbage time

Le sigh.

Mediocrity and I were getting to be good friends

So can we score to make it look respectable to people who didn't watch the game?

Unleash the dragon

miracles really do happen!!!! forward pass is amazing!

If I just turned on the game I'd think we had actually competed

Release the krakken

Dear Lord,

We have been punished for whatever sins we have committed. But if we are to win a game this year, let it be this one

If I'm Iowa, I'm not bragging about this one. Of course, they will because they are dumb. And in-bred. And missing a chromosome

seriously, outside our great state's borders, eff the Big 12.

[OUmillenium]

Sooo... you all waiting for something?
NSFW


























(shaggy goes down. again)

LEGENDARY! This thread should never die! Hilarious!

[aj44mc]

anything from Wisco?

[badger]

Sure why not

What the ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy **** that was pathetic

I had this same fvcking feeling last year at the end of the GB/SEA game....Not mad...just numb

How about knowing the rule. Isn't that their jobs?!? How about a delay of game??? Why play the fuc#ing game if it's going to be decided by incompetence????

That was almost as bad as Packers vs. Seahawks and probably worse because college games mean so much more!

Spot that ball and let us spike it!

Delay of game on ASU guy laying on the ball!!!!

why in the name of common sense is stave trying to down the ball with no time outs left if he only has 14 seconds or whatever it was left? THEY HAD THE F#CKING GAME WON PRACTICALLY! ALL THEY HAD TO DO IS KICK THE FREAKIN FIELDGOAL AND THEY WIN THE GAME!! HOW, I ASK HOW, DO THEY END UP LOSING IT IN SUCH A BLATENTLY IDIOTIC FASHION!!!!!

JUST PATHETIC, typical Big-12 refs

We officially do not accept your apology (in advance).

Sincerely,
BadgerNation

AGGHHHHH

I NEED TO MAKE AN OUT THERE POST BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS.


COULD WE HAVE WON THE GAME WITHOUT THE REFS FU**ING US???

YES.



SHOULD WE HAVE LOST THE GAME CASUE THE REFS FU**ED US?






NO!

I was Just told "its just a game" and I said &$@/ you

[deweydw]

I think I see ISU's problem. Not everyone is on the same page, so to speak.

Right, Right, Left, Right....

[badger]

goodbye to aggie university...

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I'm so ****ing tired of having a terrible defense. What's it been, 12 or 13 years now?

Is this the part where we start blaming the refs for our p*ss-poor defense?

F/$&!!!!!!!!!!! This sucks

Honeycutt you SUCK. Worst player on the field and a poosay

That's the ball game. Knew it was a matter of time before the Franchione defense screwed it for us

Note: It was only 21-14 at this point.

Kneel the ****ing ball

CHICKEN **** REFS!!!! Must be Big 12 ***** leftovers

Stick a fork in us

DOES THE DEFENSE EVEN PRACTICE?!?!?!

THIS TEAM CAN'T TACKLE FOR CRAP!!!!

HAT! HAT! HAT!

LOUD NOISES!!!

Here are the Aggies we all know

I hate football

Again, nice job you stupid ****ers for smoking weed AND getting caught. This defense looks like a 1st game of the season group

Let the meltdown commence...

HORRIBLE FOOTBALL IQ!!!!!!!!!!! You start the play with 9 seconds left so when you make a catch get the **** down!

And then, halftime happens. Unlike most meltdown posts that I share here, all of the above are not from after the game, but rather, from after their 14-0 lead evaporated.

Also, if you enjoy Internet meltdowns, you may also enjoy my other SF.com volunteer work, vBookie. I will be posting the MNF game shortly and our resident British Sooner fan ouflak posts OU games regularly (although I doubt there will be an OU bye event this week). You will be able to see the betting lines of all major college/NFL games and even our Big 12 loser counterparts.

[salth2o]

Shaggy Bevo gold...

I'm almost certain that by the end of the season, we will be able to grab free tickets tacked to telephone poles around campus.