2013 College Football Meltdown Thread

[BoulderSooner79]

Shaggybevo is up and good for a belly laugh or 2. There was a thread about the positive take aways from this game and I liked this one:

I couldn't find something long enough to hang myself with.

[Pricetag]

Heh. Good to not be personally involved in this thread today.

[BigJerm7]

USC may be next.....

[aurorasooner]

LMAO, WAZU, just picked USuC with only a couple of minutes left and up 10-7.

[DrZaius]

Still whatever gets people to light Mack, Majors and Diaz houses on fire (with them in it), I'm down. Good $#@!ing riddance.

PS. If their plane crashes on the way in from Utah, we get the rest of our season tickets refunded, right?

I thought 7-5 going in. This will probably turn out a ton $#@!tier.

This is a team full of pu**ies

Why does Ash suck so badly at this phase of his career?

Why? Cuz he is not a clipboard holder.

[5noubus]

Shaggybevo about Mack

There is no accountability, there is too much coddling and Mack just seems apathetic in general. I imagine during half time the players were sitting indian style in the locker room eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches while butter tooth brown read nursery tales to the players to inspire them to do greater things. It's going to be a longggggggggggggg season......sigh.

[SoonerStormchaser]

This one from shaggybevo is EPIC!

[CatfishSooner]

POOOOOOOOR TEXASSSSSSSSSS

[SoonerStormchaser]

The best part of last weekend comes from ShaggyBevo's banner:

[SoonerStormchaser]

Texass ineptitude:

[badger]

We see your Tavon Austin and raise you a GABE ****ING LYNN:

Note: We must ignite this couch has no language filter, so I will be modifying some posts to pass ours.

HOORAY THAT WE LET MULTIPLE MISTAKES BEAT US IN YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF WHY DANA IS A SH!T COACH

HOORAY EVERYONE GETS A TROPHY. WE TRIED WEALLY HARWD


AT LEAST WE DIDN'T GET BEAT BY MORE

THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT

oh now we throw the ball, great playcalling dana

I'd love to beat the #### out of you. Better?

For those of you that want Dana gone, go **** yourself. Tell me that you expected us to play OU on a yearly basis a couple years ago and I will call you a **** liar. This guy has a plan. If you don't see that you're a **** idiot and should go cheer for HCC.

Go F*CK yourself Proud2BeAQueer

you are a Bill Stewart fan

i shoulda drank tonight

I don't care who plays QB as long as they can throw more than 10 yards

Oh, WTF. Who do we play next so we'll have something else to start b!tching about starting Monday? It's just too bad that we all aren't coaches at WVU

Imagine a parallel universe where everyone is Dana Holgerson? Red Bull would be a highly traded commodity

At least we aren't texas...

Holgy will figure this out.. Have some fucccckkking faith

I'll criticize him when he does something stupid, like wasting time outs. I won't call for his head because 3 freshmen do stupid things.

And you can shove your Kleenex up your bung hole

i might return. that place is fun

[salth2o]

From Shaggybevo...

Mack hired a DC whose last job was volunteering at a high school, to replace a DC whose next job will be volunteering at a high school.

Classic.

[badger]

All right, I'll make an attempt:
NSFW

Good god we suck

(Geoff swain can block)Obviously learned that in junior college. Give him a few weeks and he'll block $#@!ty like the rest of the team

wtf is this $#@!

lol... all we needed was one yard and this pu*sy team just keeps getting pushed back

I bet our Oline is a $#@!ing fake pu*sy. They're not good enough to be a real pu*sy

We scored you bunch of vaginas.. Good god some of you b!tch more than little girls in a Barbie store.. If we don't bust off 80 yards in one play we suck... Haha we're ahead $#@!ing relax

how are we not spying the qb???????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????/

How $#@!ing stupid is our special teams? Are they all special?

i want to be a byu fan. it seems like it would be waaaaayy more fun

$#@! you Manny. $#@! you Mack. $#@! all of you defensive pussies

Trevor $#@!ing Knight is going to $#@!ing go for 300 yards rushing on us

jesus titty $#@!ing christ. our offensive line $#@!ing blows

This $#@! isn't even surprising anymore. We have a team coached by a $#@!ing labia

(shaggybevo.com crashes)

my 502 gateway was almost as $#@!ty as our defense. $#@!!

Our defense would fit right in with tecmo bowl trying to tackle bo jackson

Thanks Texas!

Sincerely,

Liquor stores everywhere

I'm getting high, who else wants to join me?

It's like this $#@!ing team knows all of our plays. This is $#@!ing pathetic. I don't care if we come back to win this game, we are going to get raped in the Big 12. $#@! Mack Brown, with the biggest middle finger, stupid $#@!ing piece of $#@! coach. $#@! Deloss Dodds with Mack Brown in his a$s. $#@! Red McCombs for being a rich *** piece of $#@! who is too much of a pu*sy to demand we fix this $#@! several years ago. $#@!!!! $#@!!!! $#@!!!!

Where can I score some H?

(PM me. I'm 100% serious.)

$#@! you mormons

They don't get coffee, tea, or women but they know have to give a good raping. It's amazing they know how to screw so well. And yes they are better bike riders.

Well, since their women don't give up the vag until married, they've had plenty practice doing anal.

i'm going to stop repeating what they say before i get banned

[badger]

If you support this bum then please explain

Reality is reality. What do you expect. 15-0?

WSU has superior talent due to sanctions and therefore Kiffin should be excused of everything

Kiffin sucks

I say keep him! He needs to have a full recruiting cycle without sanctions. So wahts that? 5 more years

You know it's bad when UCLA and Washington fans want USC to keep Kiffin

I SUPPORT CLK. 5 MORE YEARS...5 MORE YEARS...5 MORE YEARS

meh pac 12 message boards suck in general unless its duck

[olevetonahill]

So wheres the Pokes? or did I miss it?

[Salt City Sooner]

Brian Jones rips Mack a new one:

http://mojo.radio.cbssports.com/audi...n-loss-to-byu/

[badger]

So wheres the Pokes? or did I miss it?

Welcome to this special edition of "We're playing Lamar this week"

none of these ******s can prove any of this BS

I like how he mentions his beloved Sooners by stating that they had an incident that was cleaned up by the dismissal of the players, but what happened in Stillwater is far worse

I would be willing to bet that there is a OU mention in every section. A hack like Evans is too petty and stupid to not take those little jabs for his own amusement

A bank account would be the worst way to do it short of announcing it over the loudspeaker and having boosters parachute out of the sky raining Benjamins on the OSU bench while everybody sings along to Cowboys 4Ever

Texags is already discussing how and when we will get the death penalty

I know for a fact that Orange Power pays posters for proformance. I posted something once and got 13 likes, the next day boom $7.50 on my Paypal. I saw another member win a Jameson Curry signed basketball. It was fatter than other basketballs. It was probably filled with $100 bills.

Doerhman even admits to copping that view .... "Stanford is a destination... there's nothing in Stillwater"

WHAT?!?

Nothing to who?

So you are the judge of what people like and dislike?

F him and his firetruckin' Pulitzer trophy

OSU can win another Big 12 Championship and stomp a mud hole in Evan's beloved Sooners is what can be done about it

Hey Markelle Martin, Cooper Bassett, Tatum Bell, Rashauun woods, Josh Fields, and 2 dead players.....

Would you please leave so we can get the opinion of Brad Girtman, a drug addict, who was left to burn after being suspended multiple times by Les Miles and kicked off the team by Mike Gundy............

Please all former Alumni and competent people shut up so we can get the gold standard in reporting....

Thanks,

Signed CNNSI staff

So yeah, they're up to 6 pages already and the story's only been out a little over an hour. Meh.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Man, how many sheep are gonna be humped by these efftards to console their loins after discovering their team is as filthy as the town they play in?

[SoonerKnight]

I have no faith but one could only hope that they get the death penalty!!!!!

[olevetonahill]

I have no faith but one could only hope that they get the death penalty!!!!!

SomeHelp me out here. Didnt it get reported after the SMU DP that the NCAA would never impose it again?