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Who's That Girl?
Rocker Steven Tyler and a much younger looking mystery date arrive at "The Bling Ring" film premiere in New York on Tuesday.
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Who's That Girl?
Rocker Steven Tyler and a much younger looking mystery date arrive at "The Bling Ring" film premiere in New York on Tuesday.
BOOMER ......... SOONER!
AGGIES ......... SUCK!
... and the home, of the, SOONERS!
THUNDER THE F&*K UP!
He's one UGLY mother****er.
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Blue toenails.
That's the downside of rock and roll; this eternal youth thing. The old blues men have it better. Its cool to get old and still play the blues.
He not only ugly as hell but he cant sing worth a **** either.Originally Posted by cleller
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
He use to be able to yell like a MOFO
Fixed fer accuracy
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
And his daughter is utterly hot. How'd that happen?
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
Pic?
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Liv Tyler
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
Very attractive , But I aint a Big fan of red lipstick specially on such a Pale lookin face.Liv Tyler
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
<sigh> fine, Vet, next time I see her, I'll let her know that she needs to tone it down for your first date.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
Here's my theory: she got her looks from her mother. Obvious, some might say, but it's more subtle than that. Since children are genetic mixes, the mother's hotness would have to outweigh Steven's butt ugliness. That would imply that the mother would need to be somewhere approaching twice as hot as the daughter just to counterbalance Steven Tyler's stomach churning 'looks'. Now, there are limits in nature to hotness, so we can't expect to be dropped to our knees by the mom's penumbra of beauty, but photos would help if anyone has them.
It also opens up the issue of 'unexpressed hotness'; which would be the left over hotness that simply overwhelmed natural limits and couldn't find expression in flesh. Such theoretical hidden hotness in the mother might form the basis for a theory as to how Liv Tyler emerged from a union between Steven Tyler and a mortal woman.
And you didn't think this thread could go all innuhlekshual, did you?
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
Bebe Buell in her younger days modeling. Take a guess at what kind of modeling.
How's this one Vet?
"Destiny dressed you this morning, my friend. And now fear is trying to pull off your pants." "If you give up, If you give in. Then you're going to end up naked, with fear just standing there laughing at your dang unmetionables." - The Tick
Roll of Visqueen
5 gallons of Crisco
Assorted mood adjusters
just sayin'
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
Which one?? Tyler or his date? I think his date has the bigger wanker..
Thats appreciated. yer a Good and true friend .
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
That'd be the end result of hard rock n roll living, so I'm told...
Naw he was pretty dayum ugly back in 67 also
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Welp, all them drugs, all night ***fests and such do make forNaw he was pretty dayum ugly back in 67 also
negative effects on aging...jus sayin...
I'm told all that can be reversed by using coconut water in your bong.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
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