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    Dear Mosquito

    YOU SUCK!

    I hate it that I go to bed and you have sneaked into my house and started to gnaw my leg off.

    I hate it that I walk into the backyard and come back in with bites on my feet because of your blood sucking.

    I hate it that Iyou carry the West Nile Virus

    And do you know what else? I'm GLAD that you die after sucking my blood (at least that's what I hear).

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    Oh and I hate you because when I was a baby your ancestors bit me so many times my mom took me to the pediatrician because she thought I had chicken pox.

    And I hate it that sometimes I don't know you have bitten me, but I shave my legs and spot a bite and it starts itching.

    YOU SUCK!

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    That poem doesn't even rhyme.

    I don't think mosquitos die after biting. Bees do.

    You ever been bit by a dead bee?

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    me no likee mosquito.

    me can live with spider, moth in house--easy catch in jar, take outside. me think bee OK. me no threaten bee, bee no sting. understanding.

    mosquito try steal blood. me no likee mosquito.

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    I wouldn't mind if every mosquito and fire ant was wiped off the face of the earth.

    No matter what the ecological damage would be. Wouldn't matter one iota to me.

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    We've got a lot of mosquitos up here. Big 'uns. Fortunately for me, I'm not even slightly allergic to them. I don't even get an itch where I've been bitten.
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    I don't remember them ever being this bad.
    The other night I covered my entire body with spray and when I reached up to cut some tree limbs, they took advantage of a bit of exposed skin and bit me multiple times.

    They did a little thing on the news the other day....flick don't smash...smashing releases all the nasty stuff in their blood into where they just bit ya

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    WEST NILE ALERT.......QUARRANTINE SBSB

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    I went to watch a 15 minute firework display on the 4th and when we got home, my wife counted 66 bites on my feet alone.
    I'm an underachiever, not an idiot

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    Quote Originally Posted by Beano's Fourth Chin
    That poem doesn't even rhyme.

    I don't think mosquitos die after biting. Bees do.

    You ever been bit by a dead bee?
    Is that a haiku?

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    put a used dryer sheet in your pocket or belt loop and they won't touch you

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    OFF is your friend.

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    My mosquitos are immune to off. Bastages.
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    Quote Originally Posted by Beano's Fourth Chin
    That poem doesn't even rhyme.

    I don't think mosquitos die after biting. Bees do.

    You ever been bit by a dead bee?
    You've been bit by a dead mosquito??

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    I have a problem with ants.

    Diazinon is my friend.

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    Are mosquitos attracted to the smell of your blood or the carbon dioxide we emit?

    Whatever it is - they don't like me. I never have to use Off or anything. They won't come anywhere near me.

    Maybe I have stinky blood? Or stinky carbon dioxide?

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    Dear Mosquito,

    Please do not bite me on the scrotum anymore, I've had enough fun.

    thanks,

    me.

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    The biggest mosquitos I've ever seen were on the boundary waters between Minnesota and Canada. If they continue to gett bigger the further North you go, I don't ever want to see an Alaska mosquito.

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    I would prefer mosquitos over SUPER KILLER DESTRUCTO BUGS.

    That video scares me.

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    Re: Dear Mosquito

    I've never seen one operate, but I'm curious to see how effective these are.

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