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    God I'm getting old

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    At least I now know why kids stay inside playing video games now and I played outside.

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    Re: God I'm getting old

    Holy crap, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!

    I don't know which one was funnier:

    Sheldon: Hey, why does it say Sears on the controller?

    EGM: Sears sold it for Atari.

    Andrew: Isn't Sears, like, a clothing company?

    Becky: Sears makes everything. Actually, I've never been in there.
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    Tim: I would never pay to play something like this.

    John: I'd sooner jump up and down on one foot.

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    My favorite:

    EGM: This game was so popular in Japan that—

    John: They made it into a TV show?

    EGM: Well, no. It was so popular that they ran out—

    John: Oh, did they make collectible trading cards for it?

    EGM: Um, no. It was so popular that there was a shortage of the coins used to play it.

    John: But you can get this game on a cell phone. Why would you want to pay for it in an arcade?

    Andrew: I've seen a game like this in the arcade, but it's tons faster.

    Sheldon: …and it's in color.

    Andrew: …and your spaceship looks more like a spaceship.

    Nico: …and not like a little box.

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    Re: God I'm getting old

    An 11 year olds comments on Donkey Kong

    Oh, grab the umbrella. Those are cool. Unfashionable, gay, but cool.

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    Re: God I'm getting old

    OMG, that is hysterical!

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    Re: God I'm getting old

    Some of those words seem a bit suspicious for a 10-year-old...

    My kids LOVE the old arcade games. Dig Dug, Pac Man, Galaga, etc...I think these brats are too picky.

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    Andrew: The point of E.T. is to see how bad they can **** you off...

    Nico: …before you turn it off.

    Becky: Maybe another movie company that didn't want you to like E.T. made this game.

    Andrew: Yeah, it was some sort of corporate sabotage.

    Sheldon: Hurry, make him die!

    Gordon: Please.

    [E.T. finally dies—general clapping and hurrahs]
    Seriously, I have tears running out of my eyes right now. I got a phone call from a guy in Wisconsin wanting to order some wheels and I could barely talk to him. I had to turn from the screen.

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    Re: God I'm getting old

    i agree with them. ET was horrible. I never could figure out what to do or why I was playing the game.

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    Re: God I'm getting old

    Freakin' websense . . .

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    Re: God I'm getting old

    OMG! I'm crying!

    Volume! A huge volume knob!

    Make it stop!

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    Kirk: I'm sure everyone who made this game is dead by now.
    Little punk!

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    Re: God I'm getting old

    heh

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    Re: God I'm getting old

    let those kids play Robotron and they'l be singing a different tune....


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    Re: God I'm getting old

    Tim: My line is so beating the heck out of your stupid line. Fear my pink line. You have no chance. I am the undisputed lord of virtual tennis. [Misses ball] Whoops

    fear my pink line.

    that is SO my future siggy.
    I taste terrific.

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    Re: God I'm getting old

    I figured I was old when VH-1 said that the 80's was "Retro."

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    Quote Originally Posted by crawfish
    Some of those words seem a bit suspicious for a 10-year-old...

    My kids LOVE the old arcade games. Dig Dug, Pac Man, Galaga, etc...I think these brats are too picky.
    Well, of course they do, Crawfish.

    They're all deathly afraid if they go outside, you'll make 'em play on the Trampoline of Flying Death.



    Seriously, glad the boy's about done with his cast. You should be happy it happened -- I don't think any boy can grow up right without a couple of casts along the way.

    It's a natural part of development. Kids that don't break a limb or two are funny -- kinda fruity, even.

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    That is the funniest thing I've seen this week, and that includes Norm and Czar's farks of each other.
    Well, crap.

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    Re: God I'm getting old

    Quote Originally Posted by RedstickSooner

    It's a natural part of development. Kids that don't break a limb or two are funny -- kinda fruity, even.
    I've never had a cast, redstick. What's you got, girley-bones?

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    Can't believe they didn't make them play Pac-Man, Galaga, or Tron.

    Oooh Ooooh. Joust!!!

    Sh*t I remember in the early 90's a fellow that had something like 50 old arcade style games. He had Tron and wanted $100 for it. I couldn't afford it. Damn. Now those old arcade games are going for lotsa $$$$

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    Re: God I'm getting old

    Well I finally got to see it . . . that's hilarious.

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