Holy crap, the part about the ET game is hysterical.
John: He's using his E.T. powers! What does this have to do with the movie? I don't remember the parts where E.T. falls into pits and makes his neck longer….
Kirk: Quit falling into the stupid pit, you piece of s***!
Tim: Can I stop now?
Brian: This controller's crap; you need to sit on top of the TV to play.
[An icon appears in the pit]
John: Yay! You got a…thing.
... that's not food.
I'm sure a lot of what these kids said was trying to sound cool for the article, but they sure did sound like punks.
Isn't it funny to think that these kids never stepped foot inside a real arcade, like they had in the '80s? They totally missed out on that experience.
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Brian: What's this supposed to be?
EGM: Football. It's one of the first great portable games.
Brian: I thought it was Run Away From the Dots.
John: I don't see how this has anything remotely to do with football.
EGM: Which team are you playing?
Kirk: The red lines.
Tim: They could've just as easily called this game anything—Baseball, Bowling, Escape From the Monsters.
EGM: Did you score?
Kirk: I bumped into a dot.
Kirk: I'm sure everyone who made this game is dead by now.
Making fun of that football game was interesting to read.
I will never forget all the hours I spent playing that EXACT game...
I'm still a dork that plays arcade football, just not as much as I would like to..
Now, where are these farks?
I've busted out the SEGA to play TMNT with the 5 year old.
This is Hilarious.
It is all very true,too.
Trust me, I would know
EDIT: I didn't notice this thread was 4 years old
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Originally Posted by PhiDeltBeers
http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager....=1&cId=3163778
OK, this is fun! I remember some of these commercials and the dude's comments to the side are pretty funny.