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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member colleyvillesooner's Avatar
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    If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    If this has been posted before here, I'm the dumb one.

    If not, please share how your significant other answers this question:


    http://youtu.be/Qhm7-LEBznk

    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    Heh.

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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    Are you going uphill or downhill?

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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    damn these trick questions!
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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    and these ******* people vote
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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    Heh! Girls are dumb.
    I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    Bitches man Bitches
    That made my head hurt
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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    Quote Originally Posted by XingTheRubicon View Post
    and these ******* people vote
    ^^^This
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    My buddy asked two girls at work and they both immediately said "120 minutes"
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    No way she was being serious. That reminds me of the question my dad used to ask me - "if you had all of the feathers you could carry, could you carry one more?".

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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    Brahahahahahaha

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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    haha...listed to that bit on the Ticket this morning and the girls in the office they asked got it wrong too. They kept getting hung up on the "a mile a minute" aspect. Funny stuff.

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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    Try this riddle on them...

    If eggs are twelve cents a dozen, how many eggs can you buy with a dollar?

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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    Quote Originally Posted by ouwasp View Post
    Try this riddle on them...

    If eggs are twelve cents a dozen, how many eggs can you buy with a dollar?
    You just wanta make their heads assplode
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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    Answer: 1 hour and 20 minutes...My BP med's will make me have to stop and pee at least twice...

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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    Quote Originally Posted by Turd_Ferguson View Post
    Answer: 1 hour and 20 minutes...My BP med's will make me have to stop and pee at least twice...
    So yer sayin at least twice yer wheels just be spinnin .
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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    So yer sayin at least twice yer wheels just be spinnin .
    You know damn good and well my wheels are always just spinnin...

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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    Quote Originally Posted by ouwasp View Post
    Try this riddle on them...

    If eggs are twelve cents a dozen, how many eggs can you buy with a dollar?
    You know an eggler who will sell a single egg?
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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    What's heavier... A ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
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    Re: If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

    At some point he should have tossed in the RPMs into the conversation. I would have enjoyed that discussion as well.

    Lets say you are replacing your tires with a 45 RPM record and later install a 33 1/3 record but you are going to go 80 miles at 80 MPH with the tires installed and then try it with the 45s and then the 33 1/3s....will Paul still be dead when you get to London or will John have saved his life? How much difference in RPMs will there be with the different wheels/records installed? Will thay all be the same or will the RPM guage not work with the Tires and only with the records?

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