You're finished. Prepare yourself for "Remember at band camp?" jokes.
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
In 8th grade, my buddy and I were giving a cute female trumpet player sh*t. We were hitting on her and some little dickhead snitched and we received 3 days of in school suspension for "using trumpet parts sexually" i.e. moving the little slides in and out in a show of penetration lol. Anyway, she turned out pretty hot.