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    "I'd give my left nut..."

    We've all heard and/or used that odd quote. Right now it's a fact for me though. For the last couple of months Lefty has been irritated something fierce. Went to a urologist today, he diagnosed "Epididymitis" (try saying that one fast). Now another round of antibiotics, different from the one my GP prescribed. <sigh> Soon Lefty will have to undergo an ultrasound...

    The doc described epididymitis as "a darn nuisance"...and it sure is. Anybody else ever have to deal with this condition?

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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    no, but i'm going to hug my left nut a little harder tonight when i go to bed

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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    My left nut is something of a bastard and would not mind seeing him go.

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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    Had it often in the Navy. I actually have scar tissue from it and that really sucks when I sit just so.

    Supposedly it's from doing it regularly, then all of a sudden, not.

    I seriously was told by my doctor to "take measures into my own hands", once the infection was gone. Kind of difficult on a submarine.

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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    So epididymitis is different from "blue balls" I take it.
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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    Quote Originally Posted by Lott's Bandana View Post
    Had it often in the Navy. I actually have scar tissue from it and that really sucks when I sit just so.

    Supposedly it's from doing it regularly, then all of a sudden, not.

    I seriously was told by my doctor to "take measures into my own hands", once the infection was gone. Kind of difficult on a submarine.
    Should have had the doctor write you a note . . .

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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    Quote Originally Posted by Lott's Bandana View Post
    Supposedly it's from doing it regularly, then all of a sudden, not.
    you mean masturbating.. dont lie

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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    Well anytime you add "itis" on the end of something it denotes inflammation. So here we are talking about inflammation of some aspect of your reproductive organs....

    Hire Mike Stoops, and it will clear up!

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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    I have giant penisitis.

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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    Quote Originally Posted by ouwasp View Post
    We've all heard and/or used that odd quote. Right now it's a fact for me though. For the last couple of months Lefty has been irritated something fierce. Went to a urologist today, he diagnosed "Epididymitis" (try saying that one fast). Now another round of antibiotics, different from the one my GP prescribed. <sigh> Soon Lefty will have to undergo an ultrasound...

    The doc described epididymitis as "a darn nuisance"...and it sure is. Anybody else ever have to deal with this condition?
    I've had this.... going on 7 years now. At least I've been told it is Epididymitis and/or prostatitus depending on which doctor you see on which visit.

    The very first time I went to the urologist, he said, "This can be cronic..."
    He was right. My pain never goes away!

    I've had ultrasounds, CT scans (I think it was). I've had a procedure done twice where they open up my penis so that my urine stream will flow better. They suspected that my bladder wasn't being emptied completely and it was causing infections. Two different urologist performed this procedure on me. (I forget the name)
    I've provided multiple seman specimens for lab work etc...

    I've seen four different urolgist in 3 cities over a span of 6-7 years because my pain never goes away.
    It feels like someone just racked me in the nuts... but not too hard because I can endure the pain. It is just a 'discomfort' most of the time.

    The last urologist said that I'm not infected but just experience pain in my nuts and lower abdomen.
    He said it is like a migrain headache. No cause. No cure. Just take some asprine to help my blood flow better and sit in a warm tub of water often.

    I can deal with the pain. But after taking anitbiotics so often, and having it releave the symptoms, I'm a little concerned that I do have a constant infection. I just wonder what a constant infection will do to your body.

    At this point... I've just given up seeing doctors until/unless the pain gets so bad I have no choice but to go back.
    Last edited by landrun; 1/11/2012 at 10:46 PM.

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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    The doctor told me that mine was due to my vasectomy. I haven't had it in years, but when I did...ouch.
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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    I stopped getting it after my vasectomy.

    Go figure.

    Still got the scar tissue though. Sometimes an overseas flight makes me limp for a few days.

    It isn't fair. A man should not be aware of his balls.

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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    Quote Originally Posted by ouwasp View Post
    We've all heard and/or used that odd quote. Right now it's a fact for me though. For the last couple of months Lefty has been irritated something fierce. Went to a urologist today, he diagnosed "Epididymitis" (try saying that one fast). Now another round of antibiotics, different from the one my GP prescribed. <sigh> Soon Lefty will have to undergo an ultrasound...

    The doc described epididymitis as "a darn nuisance"...and it sure is. Anybody else ever have to deal with this condition?
    I gave my right one away in '04. Testicular cancer.

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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    I had what the uroligist called Vas Deferinitis or something like that. I'm sure I've just gotten used to it but sometimes it reminds my that it's still there. It could even be that you just get the testicle in a bad position and it damages the Vas Deferine enough to cause me pain for a period of time.

    Like Landrun and Lott said...I think you just get used to it after awhile as none of the urologists have much of an answer that doesn't involve even more pain....lol

    Sorry to hear that Pic....I hope the removal keeps the Cancer gone. Since it's been 8 years now I'll assume the Doctors believe you'll be OK from now on.

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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    Quote Originally Posted by ouwasp View Post
    We've all heard and/or used that odd quote. Right now it's a fact for me though. For the last couple of months Lefty has been irritated something fierce. Went to a urologist today, he diagnosed "Epididymitis" (try saying that one fast). Now another round of antibiotics, different from the one my GP prescribed. <sigh> Soon Lefty will have to undergo an ultrasound...

    The doc described epididymitis as "a darn nuisance"...and it sure is. Anybody else ever have to deal with this condition?
    Got a pretty good "case" (is that what you call it?) over the Summer. Started feeling the pain in my left testicle after a 12 hour drive to Florida. Got pretty concerned for a while and got it checked out when I got back. Got some antibiotics and the pain pretty much went away. Had maybe one little flare up since then and the pain wasn't close to what it was the first time around and it went away after a couple hours.

    Although now I'm thinking of this and I might have felt a little twinge in my left nut lol
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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    I feel bad for all the vasectomen here... that word makes me cringe

    If you could do it over, would you take a different route? e.g. birth control etc etc

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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    Quote Originally Posted by landrun View Post
    I've had this.... going on 7 years now. At least I've been told it is Epididymitis and/or prostatitus depending on which doctor you see on which visit.

    The very first time I went to the urologist, he said, "This can be cronic..."
    He was right. My pain never goes away!

    I've had ultrasounds, CT scans (I think it was). I've had a procedure done twice where they open up my penis so that my urine stream will flow better. They suspected that my bladder wasn't being emptied completely and it was causing infections. Two different urologist performed this procedure on me. (I forget the name)
    I've provided multiple seman specimens for lab work etc...

    I've seen four different urolgist in 3 cities over a span of 6-7 years because my pain never goes away.
    It feels like someone just racked me in the nuts... but not too hard because I can endure the pain. It is just a 'discomfort' most of the time.

    The last urologist said that I'm not infected but just experience pain in my nuts and lower abdomen.
    He said it is like a migrain headache. No cause. No cure. Just take some asprine to help my blood flow better and sit in a warm tub of water often.

    I can deal with the pain. But after taking anitbiotics so often, and having it releave the symptoms, I'm a little concerned that I do have a constant infection. I just wonder what a constant infection will do to your body.

    At this point... I've just given up seeing doctors until/unless the pain gets so bad I have no choice but to go back.
    I quit reading after "they open up my penis."

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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    Quote Originally Posted by Peach Fuzz View Post
    I feel bad for all the vasectomen here... that word makes me cringe

    If you could do it over, would you take a different route? e.g. birth control etc etc
    Hell NO, If i could do it over I'd have it done when I was 13. I hate Kids
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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    I have had a nut ultra sound....No pain just weird......
    Hey... maybe T BOONE can pony up and start a Stilleater newspaper... but the players would probably just use it to roll the weed.

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    Re: "I'd give my left nut..."

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    Hell NO, If i could do it over I'd have it done when I was 13. I hate Kids
    +1 on the Hell No, because I already have two kids and that's all anyone should be allowed to have. Besides, the whole process is more ackward than anything else.
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