Just wondering
Just wondering
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
- Fred Bastiat
Lock both in your car trunk and see who still loves you in an hour.
I don't have a wife, so I'm going to go with "dog". Yes, that's my answer: "dog".
My bitch
Dog...
its not even close
I fly fake airplanes
Dog.
That this question was even asked is another sign of the apocalypse.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
My girlfriend doesn't get so excited that she pizzes on the floor when I come home after an hour or two...
Mine does.
Weird.
Only one humps my leg.
My THIRD leg. Ithankya.
People don't know what it is to be a champion.
Oklahoma INVENTED it.
I have always been able to rely on my dogs a damn sight more than any bitch.
The dogs that NP and I adopted a few years ago are the first dogs I've ever owned, and I've come to this conclusion: Dogs love a whole hell of a lot more than any human can. They are simply creatures that do nothing but love.
That said, they probably NP more than I do... but only because they have the unfair advantage of being dogs
If pooping in the yard is a sign of love, then the dog (when he was alive). My wife has never done that to my knowledge.
Never buy version 1.0 of anything.
I don't have a wife, but if I did I have no doubt what the answer would be: