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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Jerk's Avatar
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    Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

    Just wondering
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    Re: Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

    Lock both in your car trunk and see who still loves you in an hour.

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    Re: Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

    I don't have a wife, so I'm going to go with "dog". Yes, that's my answer: "dog".

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    Re: Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

    My bitch

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    Re: Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

    Dog...

    its not even close
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    Re: Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

    Dog.


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    Re: Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

    My girlfriend doesn't get so excited that she pizzes on the floor when I come home after an hour or two...


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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Lott's Bandana's Avatar
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    Re: Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

    Mine does.


    Weird.

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    Re: Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lott's Bandana View Post
    Mine does.


    Weird.
    lol

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    Re: Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

    Only one humps my leg.

    My THIRD leg. Ithankya.
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    Re: Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

    I have always been able to rely on my dogs a damn sight more than any bitch.

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    Re: Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

    The dogs that NP and I adopted a few years ago are the first dogs I've ever owned, and I've come to this conclusion: Dogs love a whole hell of a lot more than any human can. They are simply creatures that do nothing but love.

    That said, they probably NP more than I do... but only because they have the unfair advantage of being dogs

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    Re: Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

    Quote Originally Posted by badger View Post
    The dogs that NP and I adopted a few years ago are the first dogs I've ever owned, and I've come to this conclusion: Dogs love a whole hell of a lot more than any human can. They are simply creatures that do nothing but love.

    That said, they probably NP more than I do... but only because they have the unfair advantage of being dogs


    And poop.

    My girlfriend does that too, I suspect. But not on the floor when I get home, thankfully.

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    Re: Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

    If pooping in the yard is a sign of love, then the dog (when he was alive). My wife has never done that to my knowledge.
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    Re: Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

    I don't have a wife, but if I did I have no doubt what the answer would be:

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    Re: Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor View Post
    I don't have a wife, but if I did I have no doubt what the answer would be:
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