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    Re: Prepare Your Anus

    All I need to see about how much of a joke you are and your Baylor team is your tag promoting Ron Paul for president.

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    No women here. Football is a man's game. Leave the gridiron to the men; leave the kitchen to the ladies.
    Well....that eliminates two thirds of your defense....

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    Quote Originally Posted by pphilfran View Post
    Well....that eliminates two thirds of your defense....
    I'd come up with some witty retort, but our defense has yet to show up for a game. When I see them, I'll be able to better evaluate the accuracy of your statement and respond accordingly. However, I have it on good authority that they are planning to show up for the OU game and they're bringing hell with them!

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    THIS IS WAAAAAACO!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sevaer View Post
    All I need to see about how much of a joke you are and your Baylor team is your tag promoting Ron Paul for president.
    My goodness! Oh, so serious, aren't we, Sugar?

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    [QUOTE=SicEmBaylor;3397495]I'd come up with some witty retort, but our defense has yet to show up for a game. When I see them, I'll be able to better evaluate the accuracy of your statement and respond accordingly. However, I have it on good authority that they are planning to show up for the OU game and they're bringing hell with them![/QUOTE]

    Do the Baptists know abou this?
    Well I've never been to heaven, but I've been to Oklahoma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor View Post
    I'd come up with some witty retort, but our defense has yet to show up for a game. When I see them, I'll be able to better evaluate the accuracy of your statement and respond accordingly. However, I have it on good authority that they are planning to show up for the OU game and they're bringing hell with them![/QUOTE]

    Do the Baptists know abou this?
    Of course they do. Where do you think most of them go??

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    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor View Post
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    And if our offense wasn't scary enough; our defense will haunt your nightmares for decades to come. You have NEVER seen a defense like this:


    Pray to whatever God you believe in. Make whatever sacrifice to the football Gods that you want. None of it will make a difference. You're entering this artillery duel with a slingshot. God have mercy on your souls.

    Silly silly bear cub.

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    I'm pretty sure Sic'em has a rainbow sticker just like that on his scooter helmet.
    Well I've never been to heaven, but I've been to Oklahoma.

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    I will only be worried if I see this on my teevee next week.




    Quote Originally Posted by 8timechamps View Post
    Also, we're pretty dumb and like boobies a lot.

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    I heard Robert Griffin III has a Coexist bumper sticker on his Prius.

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    I can't stand that Baptist school. The only thing worth a damn in that whole town is the Texas Ranger Museum. Copy your thread title from THujone over at Shaggy?
    Last edited by marfacowboy; 11/13/2011 at 08:50 PM.
    "Anything can have happened in Oklahoma. Practically everything has."-Edna Ferber

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lott's Bandana View Post
    I heard Robert Griffin III has a Coexist bumper sticker on his Prius.
    I heard Robert Griffin's name is really Inigo Montoya, that you killed his father, and that you should prepare to die.
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marfacowboy View Post
    I can't stand that Baptist school. The only thing worth a damn in that whole town is the Texas Ranger Museum. Copy your thread title from THujone over at Shaggy?
    I can't hear what you said on account of you sucking.

    (Yes, I did copy it.)

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    You and David Koresh must be outside your rabid mind!!!
    Originally Posted by CowboyMRW

    "Just for the game today, I went down to the market and bought a new sheep. The owner said she was still a virgin, so I really hope we win today, so it's not just a waste of money"
    Posted from iOS app

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    Quote Originally Posted by sooneredaco View Post
    You and David Koresh must be outside your rabid mind!!!
    The Bears are going to go all ATF/FBI on the Sooners like they were Branch Davidians. We will destroy the house that Bud built.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pphilfran View Post
    Gates of Hell?

    More like Picket Fence in Mayberry....
    Hillarious!!!
    Originally Posted by CowboyMRW

    "Just for the game today, I went down to the market and bought a new sheep. The owner said she was still a virgin, so I really hope we win today, so it's not just a waste of money"
    Posted from iOS app

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    I heard RGIII rolled his way into the Semi's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor View Post
    We will destroy the house that Bud built.
    Wait, I thought this was a HOME game for you guys.



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    Quote Originally Posted by SanDiegoSoonerGal View Post
    Wait, I thought this was a HOME game for you guys.


    "House" as in the overall program not the physical location. Your loss to Baylor will be so devastating that it may just destroy your program until the end of time (or in 2012 whichever comes first).

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