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    Re: Prepare Your Anus

    Quote Originally Posted by Tulsa_Fireman View Post
    I heard Robert Griffin came on down because he was the next contestant on The Price Is Right.
    King Robert III will be going down a lot with OU coeds who want to know what kind of play a REAL football player has.

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    Radio?? Is that you?
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    Re: Prepare Your Anus

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor View Post
    This Baylor will play THAT OU that lost to Tech that just lost to OSU by 60 points.

    YIKES

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    Don't laugh. If we play like we did against Tech, we may only win by 3 TDs.

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    Re: Prepare Your Anus

    Quote Originally Posted by No1Better View Post
    Radio?? Is that you?
    Radio? King Robert III has a textbook passing game combined with the ability to run at olympic speed. He graduated high school a year early with honors, earned his BA in three years with honors, is about to graduate with a Masters with honors, and will enter law school next year.

    Radio was a mediocre passer who needed Greg Davis to clean up all the drool on his chin while he studied really hard to color inside the lines in the coloring class he was taking for the three hours of credit needed to be eligible.

    RGIII ain't no radio, son.

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    Re: Prepare Your Anus

    I heard Robert Griffin IS serious. And don't call him Shirley.
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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    King Robert III is the alpha and the omega.

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    I heard Robert Griffin served with Jack Kennedy, knew Jack Kennedy, Jack Kennedy was a friend of his. And knows you're no Jack Kennedy.
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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    Radio he is not...

    More like a Bose...he is ok until you need to turn up the output and then you see it is all hype...

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    Re: Prepare Your Anus

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor View Post
    .......And if our offense wasn't scary enough; our defense will haunt your nightmares for decades to come. You have NEVER seen a defense like this:


    Pray to whatever God you believe in. Make whatever sacrifice to the football Gods that you want. None of it will make a difference. You're entering this artillery duel with a slingshot. God have mercy on your souls.

    SIC 'EM BEARS!!!!


    That is the cutest D I have ever seen. They must be ferocious though, you only need eight when other teams require eleven.
    Mike Stoops: "F*ck me. " - Quoted during the FAMU game following the 1st quarter timeout for 12 men on field.

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    Best thread ever! Way to go Sic'em
    Well I've never been to heaven, but I've been to Oklahoma.

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    Re: Prepare Your Anus

    Sicem, what do you know about anuses? Or any orifices for that matter.

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    Your D gets sticky when they're warm. Speaking of sticks, what's up with the strategically placed white ones?

    Well I've never been to heaven, but I've been to Oklahoma.

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    Didn't you have all those same guys on your team last year when we beat you 53-24?
    Aries

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    Re: Prepare Your Anus

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor View Post
    Radio? King Robert III has a textbook passing game combined with the ability to run at olympic speed. He graduated high school a year early with honors, earned his BA in three years with honors, is about to graduate with a Masters with honors, and will enter law school next year.

    Radio was a mediocre passer who needed Greg Davis to clean up all the drool on his chin while he studied really hard to color inside the lines in the coloring class he was taking for the three hours of credit needed to be eligible.

    RGIII ain't no radio, son.
    So hes accomplished something in 3 years that you havnt been able to in 10 ?
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    And here I thought drugs were illegal on Baylor's campus until I read this thread. Looks like I was wrong.
    OU 20 UT 36 "It is what it is." Mack Brown 10/12/13

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    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    So hes accomplished something in 3 years that you havnt been able to in 10 ?
    BAZINGA!!!!
    Well I've never been to heaven, but I've been to Oklahoma.

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    Re: Prepare Your Anus

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    So hes accomplished something in 3 years that you havnt been able to in 10 ?
    We're talking about how King Griffin III and his court are going to shred your Sooner D to pieces. It's not about me -- I'm not on the team!

    But, yes, you are factually correct.

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    I am offended. As a fellow Son or the Confederacy, I prepare my anus for no man.

    To futher (yes, futher) illustrate my offense, this is the first time I have spoken or typed the word anus, and I apologize to any female members of the congregation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleller View Post
    I am offended. As a fellow Son or the Confederacy, I prepare my anus for no man.

    To futher (yes, futher) illustrate my offense, this is the first time I have spoken or typed the word anus, and I apologize to any female members of the congregation.
    No women here. Football is a man's game. Leave the gridiron to the men; leave the kitchen to the ladies.

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