...for the raping you Gooners are going to receive this saturday. I almost feel sorry for you bastards -- you have no idea what's in store for you. Let me introduce you to the most dynamic QB/WR duo in all of college football: King Griffin III and Kendall Wright.
And when Griffin isn't throwing the deep ball to Wright and beating your corners into the endzone, these two men will be running through your line like **** through a goose.
Your poor defense has never encountered an offense like this. It's going to be a blood bath of epic proportion. You Okies will be entering the center of hell, and we're going to burn your Crimson asses for 500 yards of offense....minimum. I can only hope and pray that our offense leaves at least SOME of your defensive players uninjured so that you can field a team for the rest of the season.
And if our offense wasn't scary enough; our defense will haunt your nightmares for decades to come. You have NEVER seen a defense like this:
Pray to whatever God you believe in. Make whatever sacrifice to the football Gods that you want. None of it will make a difference. You're entering this artillery duel with a slingshot. God have mercy on your souls.
SIC 'EM BEARS!!!!