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    Prepare Your Anus

    ...for the raping you Gooners are going to receive this saturday. I almost feel sorry for you bastards -- you have no idea what's in store for you. Let me introduce you to the most dynamic QB/WR duo in all of college football: King Griffin III and Kendall Wright.




    And when Griffin isn't throwing the deep ball to Wright and beating your corners into the endzone, these two men will be running through your line like **** through a goose.



    Your poor defense has never encountered an offense like this. It's going to be a blood bath of epic proportion. You Okies will be entering the center of hell, and we're going to burn your Crimson asses for 500 yards of offense....minimum. I can only hope and pray that our offense leaves at least SOME of your defensive players uninjured so that you can field a team for the rest of the season.

    And if our offense wasn't scary enough; our defense will haunt your nightmares for decades to come. You have NEVER seen a defense like this:


    Pray to whatever God you believe in. Make whatever sacrifice to the football Gods that you want. None of it will make a difference. You're entering this artillery duel with a slingshot. God have mercy on your souls.

    SIC 'EM BEARS!!!!

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    Wow!!! How pathetic. Enough said.

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    Re: Prepare Your Anus

    until I saw the pictures I thought you were imitating a Poker.
    Socialism is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LVSOONER15 View Post
    Wow!!! How pathetic. Enough said.
    You clearly do not follow college football or else you'd realize how outmatched and outclassed your pathetic kiddos in crimson and cream are compared to my bruin in the green and gold.

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    Thank sicem I needed a good laugh !!!
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    I read that Robert Griffin thinks Jefferson Davis was a homo.

    And that were he alive today, he'd totally bang Abe Lincoln.
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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    Ha. Excellent work Frosty!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tulsa_Fireman View Post
    I read that Robert Griffin thinks Jefferson Davis was a homo.

    And that were he alive today, he'd totally bang Abe Lincoln.
    Honest Abe got plenty of booty bumping without Ole Jeff Davis

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    Re: Prepare Your Anus

    Even OOpra thinks yer funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tulsa_Fireman View Post
    I read that Robert Griffin thinks Jefferson Davis was a homo.

    And that were he alive today, he'd totally bang Abe Lincoln.
    Of all the people mentioned, there is only one homo on that list and it isn't The King or the President.

    Nonetheless, King Griffin III would have won the war for the good guys all by himself by the end of '62. If he can defeat the full might of the Federal government then beating the Stoops Pee-Wee squad should be a total walk in the park.

    You. Are. Doomed.
    Doomed.

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    Baylor? Chit talk from Baylor?

    Baylor that is 0-20 vs the Sooners?

    Baylor that has been outscored by the Sooners by 24 per game? (37-13)?

    That Baylor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pphilfran View Post
    Baylor? Chit talk from Baylor?

    Baylor that is 0-20 vs the Sooners?

    Baylor that has been outscored by the Sooners by 24 per game? (37-13)?

    That Baylor?
    THAT Baylor is irrelevant. We're talking about THIS Baylor. The same Baylor that is going to hang half a hundred by halftime. "Half a hundred by halftime" is the Baylor battle cry of the week.

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    Re: Prepare Your Anus

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor View Post
    Of all the people mentioned, there is only one homo on that list and it isn't The King or the President.

    Nonetheless, King Griffin III would have won the war for the good guys all by himself by the end of '62. If he can defeat the full might of the Federal government then beating the Stoops Pee-Wee squad should be a total walk in the park.

    You. Are. Doomed.
    Doomed.
    DOOOOOOMED!

    I heard Robert Griffin shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LVSOONER15:3397390
    Wow!!! How pathetic. Enough said.

    Heh
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    Re: Prepare Your Anus

    Such language and thoughts coming from the Baptists of Baylor

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    I heard Robert Griffin actually said hello to hees leetle fren.

    And is a pen pal to this day.
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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    Re: Prepare Your Anus

    Baylor Football Reconditioning Pool.



    Aww Sic Em.....You're an easy target..

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    Hey Sicem. Me and Mrs Okla21fan are bringing the toy hauler down Sat morning from Dallas and will be in the RV area. Wanna have a few cold ones? (at least before the rapings)
    “Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.”

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    Re: Prepare Your Anus

    I heard Robert Griffin CAN handle the truth.
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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