It's a vagina, not a clown car.
The Duggar family (19 kids and counting), are having yet another kid. Wow.
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It's a vagina, not a clown car.
The Duggar family (19 kids and counting), are having yet another kid. Wow.
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Could be a Van
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Holy ****! I hadn't seen that clip until now. I can't decide whether to laugh or be pissed.Originally Posted by olevetonahill
I laughed because I lost track of how many there were. I take it they were on their way to a job interview?
Mike Stoops: "F*ck me. " - Quoted during the FAMU game following the 1st quarter timeout for 12 men on field.
While I enjoy their "hobby" I don't think their style seems like much fun. I bet she doesn't feel a thing anymore.
http://www.oapedia.com/index.php/And...Nursery_Rhymes
"There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!"
BOOMER ......... SOONER!
AGGIES ......... SUCK!
... and the home, of the, SOONERS!
THUNDER THE F&*K UP!
It only took me and The Redhead four times to figure out what was causing that.
You only live once, but if you work it right...once is enough!
The only way IGAS about this is if they are on the government dime. If they're supporting themselves and their kids, who cares?
For the most part I agree with this, but their last pregnancy resulted in a very long hospital stay for a newborn that had many, many health complications. I would most definitely GAS if they had the same insurance carrier I did.
Besides, its way more fun to judge others anyway. *insert rolleye smiley*
Wonder how many "Husband" stitches had ?
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Right?! It always makes me feel better about myself to belittle others.
HEY 8, are you my boss?!?!?!!
I fly fake airplanes
I've often said they should change the name of TLC to "The Schadenfreude Channel." Every single one of their shows makes me feel good about my own life.
For example:
House a little messy? I watch Hoarders. Check it... No dead cats under 50 boxes of moldy pizza crusts in my house! Yay!
Kids acting bratty? At least I don't have eight of them in diapers and a dooshy ex-husband. Score one for me!
Put on a few extra pounds? Hey... I'm not putting my daughter in baby beauty pageants in a desperate attempt to live vicariously through her. Win and win!
I could go on and on!
Two responses:
1. Motherhood has changed you.
2. Um, while there may not be dead cats under pizza crusts, I don't think 3 dead hookers in your crawlspace is a win for you.
"The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)
1. It's called "advanced sleep deprivation."
2. It's a win for Czar. And if Czar ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
I'm happy if Czar ain't happy.
"The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)
That's something you and the hookers have in common. And look what it gets them.
Broken pelvises?
"The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)
Broken dreams. That's when you start sitting around watching a "Sister Wives" marathon.
Outstanding!
And I don't think anyone's happy when there's three dead hookers in the crawlspace.
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