Oh wow.
And lift up my brother
To honor this game!
I need to start thinking what I'm going to say for my last words so I can practice it to where it becomes almost second nature to say it. Because when I die I hope i say something more profound, or at least more humorous than this.
did he utter them in ALL CAPS?
I thought he would've said something like "Steve Jobs is syncing with iCloud."
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"you are a disgusting pig and should be punished for such vile language. Would you like your mom to see that you wrote that? YOU=Disgusting pig."
"you lack any semblance of taste and suggest substandard upbringing and education"
"Guess what? You're a ****ing dildo!"
"You're an asshat!"
"racist pig by any chance?"
The beauty of all this is the fact that we will all experience what he did. Hopefully we can say what we practiced to say. I'm sure it will be impressive.
BTW, Jobs was a Buddhist, as many of you know is an atheistic religion.
He must have found out that God uses a Mac.
Or found out he didn't.....Originally Posted by ouflak
Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees.
His last words were, 'Tim Tebow sucks'.
BOOMER ......... SOONER!
AGGIES ......... SUCK!
... and the home, of the, SOONERS!
THUNDER THE F&*K UP!
The most common last words found on cockpit voice recorders after an airliner crash are: "OH, S***!!!!!!!!!!"
This is important/significant why? He seemed to go out relatively calmly and at peace for a guy with so much to live for at a young age. Whatever he had going on seemed like it was working for him.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
Mayor of Hiroshima....."What was that...?"
Hey... maybe T BOONE can pony up and start a Stilleater newspaper... but the players would probably just use it to roll the weed.
I think the unwritten punch line to the post is "then God flung Jobs into everlasting buring hell fire".
"Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.."
Penn Jillette
Ok then, he found out Buddha uses an Ipod.
Personally, it makes me wonder when compared with many pre-death experiences, if people see the same thing regardless of their religion. For example, when the father of a famous preacher passed away, he said "amazing, just amazing." Now the skeptic in me says this guys had pre-conceived religious ideas, maybe he was hallucinating.
Now, if someone who does not follow the Christian faith, and his last words are "oh wow," it makes me wonder if he saw something amazing, something worth "oh wow" being your last uttered words. Maybe Jobs hallucinated too, or maybe he saw a reality he didn't think existed.
Does that explain any why his religion has significance, for me at least?
God doesn't give Christians the right to judge non-Christians. I didn't judge Jobs. I would appreciate it if the same kindness was shown to me.
I figured his last words would be something akin to Shatner's "KHHAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!", only it'd be "ANNNNDRROOOIIIDDDD!!!!""
Atheist.
Oh wow could mean lots of things. Maybe he was disgusted by what he saw, or suprised. Or an 'oh wow' this is going to suck....
All fair points. In the brink of death, uttering the same words three times it attached those words a certain mystery, a certain spirituality, that when considered with other death bed experiences, and the strong arguments for the existence of God, it makes me think spiritually, of a reality beyond ours.
In this case, because he had already seen the iPhone 5, the "oh wow" takes a transcendent meaning.
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