At 4PM my boss has a lozenge

[NormanPride]

Or some sort of dissolvable thing that he puts in his mouth. Then he proceeds to suck on it for the next five minutes. Approximately every eight seconds he makes a clicking mouth noise. He will do this without fail every day, on the hour, with the consistency of a metronome.

I hate mouth noises. They disgust me, annoy me, and make me angry. I am seriously about to kick his teeth down his throat along with whatever it is that he sucks on all the time.

He is Venezuelan. Is this a Venezuelan thing? Do other cultures not care about mouth noises? Am I being insensitive? If so, screw you. It's gross.

[3rdgensooner]

*slurp smack*

[NormanPride]

...bout to smack something...

[sanantoniosooner]

My MIL sounds like she is plunging a toilet when she drinks anything at all.

[NormanPride]

I would have murdered her by now. You are a stronger man than I.

[sanantoniosooner]

It's hard not to laugh. It's hit that "so annoying it's hilarious" stage.

[Lott's Bandana]

My ex FIL slurped his can of beer so loud, it sounded like an Asian eating soup.

[Lott's Bandana]

Asians slurp their soup so loud, it sounds like my ex FIL drinking beer.

[cantwait48]

He is Venezuelan."

do you work for the cartel?

[soonerbrat]

i hate mouth noises too. you're not alone

[Lott's Bandana]

What about kazoos?

[jumperstop]

Dinner at a quiet restaurant kills me with all the eating/mouth noises....

[8timechamps]

You people are little bitches. With your poor little bitch ears.

[jumperstop]

You people are little bitches. With your poor little bitch ears.

I can't help it my hearing is so much more acute than a normal person. Sometimes I hear things that nobody else around me hears.

[Lott's Bandana]

WHAT??

[8timechamps]

I can't help it my hearing is so much more acute than a normal person. Sometimes I hear things that nobody else around me hears.

You are either:

A. Gifted with super-human powers.
B. Cursed with hearing the lost souls of those that walked the earth before you.

[jumperstop]

You are either:

A. Gifted with super-human powers.
B. Cursed with hearing the lost souls of those that walked the earth before you.

Probably a bit of both.

[Soonerfan88]

I feel for you. I work with a smacker and she doesn't understand why I never want to have lunch with her anymore. The worst is when she wanders into my office for a chat while munching and slurping on a piece of fruit.

[Soonerus]

All of the above, annoying...

[8timechamps]

I feel for you. I work with a smacker and she doesn't understand why I never want to have lunch with her anymore. The worst is when she wanders into my office for a chat while munching and slurping on a piece of fruit.

She's ugly, huh?