Conway Twitty got more ***** by accident than regular guys get on purpose
we invented a drink called a panty dropper. chicks pound em cuz they cant taste all the rum you put in it.
2 or 3 of em and the panties... drop.
There's few things in the world that can't be fixed by the liberal application of duct tape.
Those who say winning isn't everything are the people you want to play against.
wow
>>Conway Twitty got more ***** by accident than regular guys get on purpose<<
How do you figure that? He was married 3 times in his 59 year life. You would think he would have more than 4 kids if that were true.
BOOMER ......... SOONER!
AGGIES ......... SUCK!
... and the home, of the, SOONERS!
THUNDER THE F&*K UP!
I never much like him as an entertainer but there is no doubt he was good at getting to Women's Heartstrings.
You seriously didn't actually type this did you? Please tell me you didn't.Originally Posted by nighttrain12
Conway got more strange in that house on Westwood golf course than you and everyone you know got in their lifetime. Kids do not = poon. Geez.
You shut your whore mouth. "Darlin', it's been a long time..."
Those 6 words copped more fine female flesh than an unlimited/open checkbook at a whorehouse.
I think it was his Hair. Back then his blow out kit hair style just didn't fit with my Rock n Roll Lifestyle.
Again...I don't disagree....he picked up on more of Elvis's sloppy seconds with his music than any performer out there at the time.
I did watch Convoy and had a 20 channel CB and later a 40 Channel in my car along with the long antenna on the trunk.
What's yer 10-4 good buddy.
I've used Darlin' on my Wife since the day I met her 20 years ago.
Who the hell is Conway Twitty?
The Dude that left a load running down yer Grandma's leg when yer G-paw was out of town that one time on business.
He was the **** man....
I'm not sure what to say to this. Think I'll let Dean handle it....
Neil Diamond is all the auditory panty-remover that any man needs.
Different class of chics. Conway will get you the fun ones. Neil will get the criers that need a hug.
OSU still aspires respect and OU still likes to blow out their candle.
Remember the Bloom County cartoon strip? "I see the moon all bright and pretty like the hiney of Conway Twitty"That strip was and still is pure greatness
I see your Conway Twitty and raise you one Tom Jones.
I never understood his appeal, but watched one show in which he had women from 16 to 76 winging their undergarments at him. He'd wipe the sweat from his manly brow and fling 'em back to squeals of delight from the ladies.
It was like a Rowan Atkinson version of heaven.
And, by the way, other than Madonna, I would discourage men from tossing their skids at female performers. They don't appreciate it. It's an excellent way to have the liviing crap beaten out of you by body guards, too.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
I not trying to drop granny panties....If you played this for the ladies nowadays you would be laughed at.
And, by the way, other than Madonna, I would discourage men from tossing their skids at female performers."
I'm pretty sure the health dept would have me arrested for creating a biohazard if I did this.
I heard "tennis elbow" really hurts. Sorry about your luck
OSU still aspires respect and OU still likes to blow out their candle.
My hand never bitches at me at leastI heard "tennis elbow" really hurts. Sorry about your luck
Pardon me for thinking of 'The Dixie Chicks' and laughing an evil laugh.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
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