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  1. 6/21/2004, 11:34 AM #1
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    Arrow Your mission

    Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

    Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

    Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

    Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

    Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural United States thing. You would not understand, pal."

    Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

    Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

    Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

    Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.

    Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.


    Good luck!
  2. 6/21/2004, 11:35 AM #2
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    Re: Your mission

    That sounds reasonable...
  3. 6/21/2004, 11:41 AM #3
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    Re: Your mission

    oh how i long to see the insides of a dirty tijuana jail
  4. 6/21/2004, 11:44 AM #4
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    Re: Your mission

    That sounds great. However, I'm not sure I'm willing to go along with the "Enter Mexico" part. Otherwise, it sounds like a romping good time.
  5. 6/21/2004, 12:06 PM #5
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    Re: Your mission

    You forgot this one - Move to the Mexican state of MexiKansas and be able to attend their universities while paying in-state tuition rates.
    We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.
  6. 6/21/2004, 12:13 PM #6
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    Re: Your mission

    What happened, Rhino? Did an illegal take your job of either: making up beds at a local motel, day worker/lawn worker or house cleaner/baby care?
  7. 6/21/2004, 12:15 PM #7
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    Re: Your mission

    Hey, turnabout is fair play.
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)
  8. 6/21/2004, 12:48 PM #8
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    Re: Your mission

    I've always admired Mexico. Any country THAT resource-rich that can make policies to put their citizens in unbelievable poverty and then have the chutzpah to not only get their people employed in their richer neighbor to the north but make THAT country feel guilty about it, is a force to be reckoned with.
  9. 6/21/2004, 12:52 PM #9
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    Re: Your mission

    Rhino hates Messicans.
  10. 6/21/2004, 06:21 PM #10
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    Re: Your mission

  11. 6/21/2004, 06:24 PM #11
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    Re: Your mission

    Day tuk err jerrrbs!!!
  12. 6/21/2004, 06:36 PM #12
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    Re: Your mission

    What the...?
  13. 6/21/2004, 06:36 PM #13
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    Re: Your mission

    Stupid goobacks.
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)
  14. 6/21/2004, 06:37 PM #14
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    Re: Your mission

  15. 6/21/2004, 06:40 PM #15
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    Re: Your mission

    You forgot the most important part Rhino, your opening salvo should have read: "should you choose to accept it"
    ;-)
  16. 6/21/2004, 06:40 PM #16
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    Re: Your mission

    AHHHHH! It's an invasion of glowing-red-eye people!

    THEY'RE THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)
  17. 6/21/2004, 08:40 PM #17
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    Re: Your mission

    Contact LA Sooner - you may a new reality show hit!
  18. 6/21/2004, 10:00 PM #18
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    Re: Your mission

    Quote Originally Posted by BigRedJed
    What the...?
    Wow.
  19. 3/29/2006, 11:14 PM #19
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    Re: Your mission

    Timely bump.
  20. 3/29/2006, 11:17 PM #20
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    Re: Your mission

    very timely, great first post
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