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  1. 8/10/2011, 01:53 PM #1
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    Most Eligible Dallas

    http://www.bravotv.com/most-eligible-dallas/

    I want every person associated with this show, from the producer who thought it up to begin with, down to the $9 and hour catering assistant who delivers trays of cold cut sandwiches killed. I want them all thrown in giant glass ovens and burned alive on national television as a warning against doing something like this again. May their screams of agony be a warning beacon to some other **** who would try and rape my mind with **** like this.

    The end.
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  2. 8/10/2011, 01:54 PM #2
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    Why do you watch TV? It's all like this now.
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  3. 8/10/2011, 02:18 PM #3
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    Isn't it funny how this and "Real Housewives of B.F.E." air on a network called "Bravo"?
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  4. 8/10/2011, 02:31 PM #4
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    Eh, I take another angle. My wife watches all these kinds of shows on Bravo so it justifies any amount of sports I want to watch. Before Bravo, she had nothing to enjoy that I despised as much as I enjoy sports and she despised it. Now we are happily even!
    “It never changes. Football is a game of repetition, mental and physical. You may try to articulate it a little different, but it's the same thing: Get better players, make fewer mistakes, and drill the fundamentals into your players' heads. The rest of it is a joke. Teams aren't winning because of what they had for breakfast or what some coach said in the locker room.” - Barry Switzer
  5. 8/10/2011, 02:49 PM #5
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    10 years from now will they have had so many "Real Housewives" shows that there is a "Real Housewives of Little Rock"?
  6. 8/10/2011, 02:54 PM #6
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    I'm waiting for Most Eligible Lawton, now that is a show I would watch.
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  7. 8/10/2011, 03:04 PM #7
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    Wow. I had never even heard of this show, but it looks like it should be sponsored by Summers Eve.
  8. 8/10/2011, 03:07 PM #8
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    Matt Nordgren? Really?
  9. 8/10/2011, 03:09 PM #9
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    How would you even know about a show like this? Fag.
  10. 8/10/2011, 03:15 PM #10
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    I weep for the Republic.......of Texas.
  11. 8/10/2011, 03:16 PM #11
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    Matt Nordgren? Really?
  12. 8/10/2011, 03:25 PM #12
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    How would you even know about a show like this? Fag.
    Your wife and I turned on the TV after our nooner while you were out of town last week.
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  13. 8/10/2011, 03:45 PM #13
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    Bravo should change its name to STV because sh!t is all they have on there.

    Top Chef barely gets a pass. Maybe.
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
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  14. 8/10/2011, 03:47 PM #14
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyMack View Post
    Your wife and I turned on the TV after our nooner while you were out of town last week.
    Liar. Momma don't even watch TV.
  15. 8/11/2011, 11:36 AM #15
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    Dallas is the bacteria in the boil on a dying warthog's anal-gland.
  16. 8/11/2011, 11:53 AM #16
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    Quote Originally Posted by TUSooner View Post
    Bravo should change its name to STV because sh!t is all they have on there.

    Top Chef barely gets a pass. Maybe.
    The Learning Channel is in dire need of a name change, as well.
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  17. 8/11/2011, 06:39 PM #17
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    I saw a promo for this. Reminds me of everything I hate about Dallas.
    “Some people who attend the University of Oklahoma seem to represent different values than some people who attend the University of Texas.” -- Mr. J. Mcfarland

    "[Christian Scott]'s off the team the day of the incident and I guarantee you he won't be back." -- Typical Dallas horn fan
  18. 8/11/2011, 07:59 PM #18
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    I caught a few minutes of some piece of trash about supposed Mafia housewives and wanted to simultaneously puke and gouge my eyes out with a spoon and then stick the sharp end in my ears repeatedly.
  19. 8/11/2011, 08:15 PM #19
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    Matt Nordgren? Really?
  20. 8/11/2011, 08:56 PM #20
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    Re: Most Eligible Dallas

    It doesn't sound like a very good show.
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