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    I'm cracking up here

    Momma just texted me. We're leaving for South Carolina in the morning, so she decided to run to the walmarts to pick up a few things. She didn't realize she broke her cardinal rule - NEVER GO TO THE WALMARTS ON THE 1ST11!!

    She texted "PWT everywhere. More polyester, filthy kids, died hair and body piercings than the state fair. Let me outta here!"

    Heh.

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    just don't go to walmart and buy ****ty chinese crap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post

    She texted "PWT everywhere. More polyester, filthy kids, died hair and body piercings than the state fair. Let me outta here!"

    Heh.
    That's pretty snooty of her...she and my wife would get along great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Momma just texted me. We're leaving for South Carolina in the morning, so she decided to run to the walmarts to pick up a few things. She didn't realize she broke her cardinal rule - NEVER GO TO THE WALMARTS ON THE 1ST11!!

    She texted "PWT everywhere. More polyester, filthy kids, died hair and body piercings than the state fair. Let me outta here!"

    Heh.
    Yep. Went yesterday and stocked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKeeper316 View Post
    just don't go to walmart and buy ****ty chinese crap.
    Oh it's not just Wal-Mart. You can go to Reasor's or Super Target and see the same thing, which is ridiculous because those people should NOT be shopping at those stores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by achiro View Post
    That's pretty snooty of her...she and my wife would get along great.
    What pisses her off the most is the long lines - then you get close and some hog with about 5-6 little urchins is paying in food stamps and crap. A whole cart full of TV dinners and crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Momma just texted me. We're leaving for South Carolina in the morning
    You should visit

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    Dean, Yall going to a weddin?
    We are. Should be a blast.

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    This is why I go to the big box stores after early church. It's pretty much the exact sweet spot of the week to avoid this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Momma just texted me. We're leaving for South Carolina in the morning, so she decided to run to the walmarts to pick up a few things. She didn't realize she broke her cardinal rule - NEVER GO TO THE WALMARTS ON THE 1ST11!!

    She texted "PWT everywhere. More polyester, filthy kids, died hair and body piercings than the state fair. Let me outta here!"

    Heh.
    That's one of the golden rules if you live in Eastern Kentucky. Stay away from Walmart at the first of the month. The checks come in, and then there is a hillbilly stampede to Walmart. We never go visit our outlying satellite operations there at the beginning of each month because the streets are too full of the newly "rich."

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    we've switched to super target simply because the wal-mart nearest our house has become a friggin war zone...i hate that damn place

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    Quote Originally Posted by mgsooner View Post
    Oh it's not just Wal-Mart. You can go to Reasor's or Super Target and see the same thing, which is ridiculous because those people should NOT be shopping at those stores.
    Who are those people?

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    It wouldn't be so bad if the damn people would take a shower before they go spend their welfare money

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    Any more, it's the 1st, 3rd, and 5th. That's how they disperse the money now. This according to a Wally-World relative.

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    I did not know that welfare was distributed on the first. Good information to know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Veritas View Post
    I did not know that welfare was distributed on the first. Good information to know.
    Where the **** you been? In a Nebraska timewarp?

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    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Where the **** you been? In a Nebraska timewarp?
    I knew it was toward the beginning of the month but didn't realize that it was always the first.
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    All months begin...on the first...

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    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    What pisses her off the most is the long lines - then you get close and some hog with about 5-6 little urchins is paying in food stamps and crap. A whole cart full of TV dinners and crap.
    What pisse me off the most about food stamps....

    Where I work, a mom and pops meat market, yes I am a butcher (very fun and cool job), the 1st, 5th, and 10th of every month food stamp people come in.

    I understand you need to eat, but I find it very frustrating they come Ina dn will spend a crap load of your money on ribeye, t-bone, filets, pork loin, strips and what not.

    I'll put it this way, filets cost $14.59/pound. Ribeye and tbone $8.95.

    Yeah they can't afford to bathe on a regular basis or find a job that supports them better, yet they can spend a good chunk on prime cut steaks.

    Not only that but just got back from wal mart here, had to get AT&T SIMM card. In front of me was a fat *** white woman paying with food stamps. The only thing she bought was about 30 bucks worth of lil debbies.

    I wish I could be job less wear skanky clothes and freeloader off the taxpayers all while eating lil debbies!

    I guess I could, but I like not being at the bottom of the food chain.


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