Momma just texted me. We're leaving for South Carolina in the morning, so she decided to run to the walmarts to pick up a few things. She didn't realize she broke her cardinal rule - NEVER GO TO THE WALMARTS ON THE 1ST11!!
She texted "PWT everywhere. More polyester, filthy kids, died hair and body piercings than the state fair. Let me outta here!"
Heh.