Why are you so fat?

[The]

[mgsooner]

Would have also worked if "Genetic's" was the name of a Mexican restaurant.

[tommieharris91]

Or a maker of pork products.

[Penguin]

I wasn't hugged enough when I was a child. So, I find comfort in food. And chopping up hookers.

[3rdgensooner]

I wasn't hugged enough when I was a child. So, I find comfort in food. And chopping up hookers.

Do you put the parts in the freezer?

[tommieharris91]

Do you put the parts in the freezer?

And eat them later?

[SoCaliSooner]

Do you put the parts in the freezer?

I've never understood why more people don't dig a hole, drop in some body parts and then plant a tree in the same hole. It would explain why you bought that shovel, the tarp you could say you used to keep from getting the dirt in your lawn. After a few years when the cops look at your property again, none of them dig up trees.....

[Thaumaturge]

I've never understood why more people don't dig a hole, drop in some body parts and then plant a tree in the same hole. It would explain why you bought that shovel, the tarp you could say you used to keep from getting the dirt in your lawn. After a few years when the cops look at your property again, none of them dig up trees.....

What about the corpse-sniffing dogs? Would they be thwarted?

[KABOOKIE]

Should fat people be issued handicap parking passes?

[mgsooner]

They already are.

[SoCaliSooner]

What about the corpse-sniffing dogs? Would they be thwarted?

Bury some road kill or trapped/killed gophers or ground squirrels close to the surface. Cops dig down a foot and find animal bones and they move on.

[The]

What about the corpse-sniffing dogs? Would they be thwarted?

Wrap the body parts in trashbags filled with lime. Place said bags into a larger bag filled with sulfur.

[3rdgensooner]

Wrap the body parts in trashbags filled with lime. Place said bags into a larger bag filled with sulfur.

Leave in swamp for, say, 31 days?

[DIB]

Surround the base of the tree with carrion flowers

[Partial Qualifier]

and a sign next to the tree: "NO DEAD PEOPLE HERE, MOVE ALONG"

[soonerboomer93]

Or a maker of pork products.

Or a beer (ooh, registering trendy micro-brew name now)

What about the corpse-sniffing dogs? Would they be thwarted?

Coffee

[mgsooner]

Make sure you google "how to dispose of a body without getting caught" first.

[Thaumaturge]

But won't the tree take on the shape of the person's soul? Or is that an old wives' tale?

Try explaining that to the cops!

[DIB]

But won't the tree take on the shape of the person's soul? Or is that an old wives' tale?

Try explaining that to the cops!

Patches would know the answer, if only he posted here.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Buy two pigs. Problem solved.